32Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I have the most adorable dog. I feel like I do a lot of things well, just not often enough to be great. If that makes sense... Despite the rain and crappy drivers here in Portland I get around by motorcycle. I do have a car that I use sometimes... when I'm not working on it. I've been in Oregon for 7 years. I can't really think of anywhere else I would want to live in the near future. I'm good with food and beer, and to a certain extent technology.
What I’m doing with my life
I appear to be failing at not growing up.
The first things people usually notice about me
My septum is pierced. People ask if it hurt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Arthur Nersesian, Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Isaac Asimov, Neil Gaiman, etc.

Six String Samurai, Brazil, Dr. Strangelove, Equilibirum, Evil Dead 2, Fight Club, Hackers, Hank and Mike, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, In Bruges, the Life Aquatic, Little Miss Sunshine, Pulp Fiction, SLC Punk, Tank Girl, Taxi Driver, THX 1138, Wasabi, Wizards, Wristcutters: a Love Story, and almost anything involving Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, Takashi Miike, or Mel Brooks... and I like B Movies and movies with subtitles...

My Favorites are Gogol Bordello, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers Recently I have been listening to a lot of Alt-Country (Lucero, Gaslight Anthem, Bottle Rockets, Neko Case) and Ska (Westbound Train, the Slackers, the Specials, Reel Big Fish) electronic (Fatboy Slim, the Crystal Method, DJ Shadow, Daft Punk) and underground/indie hip hop... throw in some Hot Chip, MGMT, Volbeat, etc... yeah I have varied tastes.

I'm up for almost any food. I like my steaks expensive and medium rare. I haven't had an Italian dish yet that I haven't liked. I wish I knew more about wine. Sushi is awesome, Chinese, Thai, Indian, Ethiopian.
Six things I could never do without
1) the comforting whir of a leaf-blower at 8am
2) even numbers
3) eyelids
4) lip gloss
5) my collection of shareware DOS games on floppy disk
6) MSG
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puppies in zero gravity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shitty beers, good beers... shitty movies, good movies... *Shrug*

You should message me if
Go ahead and just say "hey"

We should quit wasting our time on the internet, learn some long cons, buy fancy clothes, and take up base jumping so we can create an elite team of international art thieves.

Or just message me if you want me to buy you a beer. That's a good start, right?
The two of us