41Dnipropetrovs’k, Ukraine
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My self-summary
Note: Yes, I'm in Dnepro!

I'm an ever-present enigma, a moat in the mind's eye that protrudes through the tunnel of your vision. I also happen to make about as much sense as that first sentence. Unravel me like a Rubik's Cube and I'll be putty in your hands (or something else similarly malleable).

Oh, and this space is for rent. $1/word. Hey, everyone can use some extra income!

So, OKCupid is telling me to add more here. What the hell more would you really wanna know? Should I start listing off all of the random factoids about myself that I can think of? Someone needs to clue in the powers-that-be...a little mystery to someone can go a long, long way.

Я знаю чуть-чуть Русский язык, тоже.

I am scintillating, chivalrous, and omniscient
What I’m doing with my life
I've been living in Ukraine for almost 4 years now, and I'm now working independently, meaning I am my own boss.

I'm also trying to learn the Russian language. If you speak Russian, you will automatically get bonus points from me.

Мой Русский очень плохой. Помогите мне, пожалуйста!
I’m really good at
Being lazy and obnoxious, all qualities that every woman looks for. Also at being sarcastic, in case you didn't get that last sentence.
The first things people usually notice about me
Considering where I live, it's the fact that I'm a foreigner. All foreigners stick out like a sore thumb here.

I've received many a compliment on my smile. I've been told that my smile reminds them of a little boy. I'm still not sure as to whether or not I should take that as a compliment.

Or it could just be the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) Anything by Robert Heinlein (b) Anything with lots of violence and gratuitous sex scenes (c) Anything by Led Zeppelin (d) Anything that I find edible

Oh, and yes, I like much, much more than what I listed above. I have a decent collection of anime and sci-fi movies, but my DVD collection isn't simply limited to those two things. I will watch or read just about anything that is in a historical setting, along with a lot of fantasy and sci fi. Yes, I'm a geek, and unapologetically so.

As far as music goes, I'm primarily a classic rock person, but certainly not limited to that genre. Lately I've grown a unique fondness for Eastern European hip-hop. And yes, I'm being serious.
Six things I could never do without
1.) Video games 2.) Computer games 3.) Computer 4.) Music 5.) Baseball (Red Sox fan, so get over it) 6.) A blank wall to stare at
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm male. What do you think?
On a typical Friday night I am
Living up the high life by watching DVDs or playing games on the computer. Every once in a while one of my friends may end up convincing me to get out of the house or hang out. Sometimes. If someone comes along and expresses an interest in going to the movies or playing mini-golf or pool, then rest assured I will be up for either of those things, regardless of my mood.

EDIT: Lately I've been spending a lot more time hanging out with friends. Being in so much demand can be exhausting at times, but I'm having fun nonetheless.

EDIT to the EDIT: My life is pretty boring right now since I've been in a transitional period. Don't let that scare you away, though!

EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT: Ok, started going a little crazy with things in Vegas towards the end there, so I've been pretty low-key since I returned. However, I would not mind actually having something to do on a Friday night...

EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT (yup, I'm overdoing it here): "Low-key" doesn't even begin to describe living here in Sierra Vista. My God, I think I've died and gone to purgatory.

EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT (yes, I completely obliterated the dead horse): Disregard everything written above. My life is very seldom boring here in Ukraine. Although Friday nights are often still spent at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a racist, sexist, homophobic pig. At least according to most Americans. In reality, this means that I give everyone a fair shake, regardless of race, gender, or sexual orientation.
You should message me if have a sense of humor, enjoy intelligent conversation, and could always use another friend. And definitely message me if you like tall, dark, American men.))

Пожалуйста, напиши мне, если ты говоришь на русском.
The two of us