I'm an ever-present enigma, a moat in the mind's eye that protrudes through the tunnel of your vision. I also happen to make about as much sense as that first sentence. Unravel me like a Rubik's Cube and I'll be putty in your hands (or something else similarly malleable).
Oh, and this space is for rent. $1/word. Hey, everyone can use some extra income!
So, OKCupid is telling me to add more here. What the hell more would you really wanna know? Should I start listing off all of the random factoids about myself that I can think of? Someone needs to clue in the powers-that-be...a little mystery to someone can go a long, long way.
Я знаю мало Русский язык, тоже.
I am scintillating, chivalrous, and omniscient
I'm also trying to learn the Russian language. If you speak Russian, you will automatically get bonus points from me.
Мой Русский плохой. Помогите мне, пожалуйста!
I've received many a compliment on my smile. I've been told that my smile reminds them of a little boy. I'm still not sure as to whether or not I should take that as a compliment.
Oh, and yes, I like much, much more than what I listed above. I have a decent collection of anime and sci-fi movies, but my DVD collection isn't simply limited to those two things. I will watch or read just about anything that is in a historical setting, along with a lot of fantasy and sci fi. Yes, I'm a geek, and unapologetically so.
As far as music goes, I'm primarily a classic rock person, but certainly not limited to that genre. Lately I've grown a unique fondness for Eastern European hip-hop. And yes, I'm being serious.
Я учу русский тоже.
EDIT: Lately I've been spending a lot more time hanging out with friends. Being in so much demand can be exhausting at times, but I'm having fun nonetheless.
EDIT to the EDIT: My life is pretty boring right now since I've been in a transitional period. Don't let that scare you away, though!
EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT: Ok, started going a little crazy with things in Vegas towards the end there, so I've been pretty low-key since I returned. However, I would not mind actually having something to do on a Friday night...
EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT (yup, I'm overdoing it here): "Low-key" doesn't even begin to describe living here in Sierra Vista. My God, I think I've died and gone to purgatory.
EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT (yes, I completely obliterated the dead horse): Right now my Friday nights are spent working, and then sleeping for an early day on Saturday. Saturday night is when all of the action happens!
Ok, so I'm going to expand this out a bit. Not only do I have a weakness for Eastern European women, I've developed a particular distaste for American women. Мои красивые русские девушки, вы намного превосходят американские девушки.
Пожалуйста, напиши мне, если ты говоришь на русском.