32 Bethlehem, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Alright, let's Costanza this. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY)

-I work at Best Buy
-I still live at home
-I don't have a car and I don't drive
-I'm an aspiring stand-up comedian/writer/editor/LARPer/lover of doing shit.
-I'm a total nerd. Video games, board games, books, Mac.
-I love getting outside, whether it be for wondering around downtown or walking around the forest.
-I don't drink, smoke or do drugs. You can, but I won't.
-I <3 Karaoke.
-I wanna make everyone happy.
-I'm only happy when it rains (okay, not really...)
-I'm big into video games and music. I would love to learn to play actual guitar, as I've spent far too much time with a plastic one.
-I once went to Canada.

Still interested? Very cool. Let's chat sometime.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at Best Buy and trying to get work as a stand-up comedian. I also write a little and edit and write more and edit more.
I’m really good at
Having an amazing and mostly useless knowledge of pop culture.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my existential dread.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: "Careless Whisper" by George Michael, Daft Punk, Harvey Danger, Talking Heads, Jonathan Coulton, Hall and Oates, Childish Gambino, Gorillaz, Billy Joel, Jon Lajoie, System Of A Down, Isosine, Third Eye Blind, Bang Camaro, Huey Lewis and The News, Led Zeppelin, Ke$ha, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Genesis, Men At Work, The Lonely Island, Pearl Jam, Beastie Boys, Flight of the Conchords, Modest Mouse, U2, Quad City DJs, lots of 1980s music and more.

Books: Fight Club, Watchmen, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, American Psycho, The Walking Dead, Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, One Piece, The Disaster Artist, Yakitate! Japan

Movies: Wes Anderson, The Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, Watchmen, Dredd, Pulp Fiction, The Avengers, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Evil Dead, Fight Club, Dumb and Dumber, There Will Be Blood, Lord of the Rings, American Psycho, Zombie movies yo, The Coen Brothers, The Room (Ohh hai Mark!)

TV: Arrested Development, Community, Psych, The Walking Dead, Archer, Daredevil, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Rick and Morty, How I Met Your Mother, Stephen Colbert, The Simpsons, Parks And Recreation, WWE, Avatar, Orange Is The New Black, 30 Rock, Conan, Bojack Horseman

Video Games: Dragon Age, Borderlands, Skyrim, DEADLY PREMONITION, Batman Arkham series, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VII, Mass Effect, Earth Defense Force and so on and so forth...

Food: General Tsos Chicken
The six things I could never do without
My friends
Donald Glover
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future. Also, butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically in, watching a movie or playing a game or writing something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once went to Canada.
You should message me if
you are a cool person and can actually start a conversation by saying/asking something interesting. Also, if you're going to like me, you may as well just message me. Do iiittt.