OnMelancholyHill
32 Bethlehem, United States
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My self-summary
Alright, let's Costanza this. I'm a retail employee, I ain't driving yet, still living the DREAM (read: still living at home), I occasionally perform stand-up comedy/shoot indy horror movies that actually premiere at a REAL theatre (okay, just the one, but whatevs).

I like D&D/Pathfinder/Nerd Board Games Stuff you know what I mean.

Also, I LARP cuz that shit helps keep me IN SHAPE YO! Also, hiking and camping and junk.
What I’m doing with my life
Working and loving butts.
I’m really good at
Having an amazing and mostly useless knowledge of pop culture.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that my fly is down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: "Careless Whisper" by George Michael, Daft Punk, Harvey Danger, Talking Heads, Jonathan Coulton, Hall and Oates, Childish Gambino, Gorillaz, Billy Joel, Jon Lajoie, System Of A Down, Isosine, Third Eye Blind, Bang Camaro, Huey Lewis and The News, Led Zeppelin, Ke$ha, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Genesis, Men At Work, The Lonely Island, Pearl Jam, Beastie Boys, Flight of the Conchords, Tom Waits (AND THE EARTH DIED SCREAMING!), Modest Mouse, U2, Quad City DJs, lots of 1980s music and more.

Books: Fight Club, Watchmen, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, American Psycho, The Walking Dead, Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, One Piece, The Disaster Artist, Yakitate! Japan

Movies: Wes Anderson, The Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, Watchmen, Dredd, Pulp Fiction, Comic Book movies in general, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, EVIL DEAD YEAH, Fight Club, Sausage Party, There Will Be Blood, Lord of the Rings, American Psycho, Zombie movies yo, The Coen Brothers, The Room (Ohh hai Mark!)

TV: Arrested Development, Community, Psych, The Walking Dead, Archer, Daredevil, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Rick and Morty, How I Met Your Mother, Stephen Colbert, The Simpsons, Parks And Recreation, Impractical Jokers, WWE/NJPW/Chikara Pro, Avatar, Orange Is The New Black, 30 Rock, Conan, BoJack Horseman, The Office, MARVEL TV SHOWS YEAH GO GO DEFENDERS

Video Games: Dragon Age, Borderlands, Skyrim, Battlefield 1, DEADLY PREMONITION, Batman Arkham series, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VII, Mass Effect, Earth Defense Force and so on and so forth...
The six things I could never do without
My friends
Music
Comedy
Rain
Donald Glover
Batman
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future. Also, butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically in, watching a movie or playing a game or something something something I don't know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once went to Canada.
You should message me if
you are a cool person and can actually start a conversation by saying/asking something interesting. Also, if you're going to like me, you may as well just message me. Do iiittt.

Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to
Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to
So, if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?
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