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My self-summary
Hi. I'm Brad. I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar. I am the son and heir of nothing in particular. Also, I like climbing trees and playing video games and reading comics and eating General Tso's Chicken.

I like D&D/Pathfinder/Nerd Board Games Stuff you know what I mean.

I LARP cuz that shit helps keep me IN SHAPE YO! And it lets me live out my fantasy of stabbing people in the woods!

I enjoy The Room quite a lot.

I once helped shoot, edit, produce and direct an independent horror movie called "Panic Playground". We premiered it at the Roxy Theatre in Northampton, Pa last October. It was one of the greatest things to happen in my life.

Captain Falcon in Smash Bros is the best.

My favorite types of movies are Psychological Horror movies, like "Jacob's Ladder" and "It Follows".

I wish I had started listening to "Welcome to Night Vale" sooner.

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!
What I’m doing with my life
Working and loving butts and wanting cuddles and eating fries.
I’m really good at
having an amazing and mostly useless knowledge of pop culture and I'm also good at smiling while people tell me that I'm nice. :D
The first things people usually notice about me
is that my fly is down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: "Careless Whisper" by George Michael, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Daft Punk, Harvey Danger, Talking Heads, Jonathan Coulton, Hall and Oates, Childish Gambino, Pixies, Gorillaz, Billy Joel, Jon Lajoie, System Of A Down, THE SMITHS, Isosine, Third Eye Blind, Bang Camaro, At The Drive In, Huey Lewis and The News, Led Zeppelin, Ke$ha, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Genesis, Men At Work, The Lonely Island, Pearl Jam, Beastie Boys, Flight of the Conchords, Tom Waits (AND THE EARTH DIED SCREAMING!), Neil Cicierega, Modest Mouse, U2, Quad City DJs, lots of 1980s music and more.

Books: Fight Club, Watchmen, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Saga, American Psycho, The Walking Dead, Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, One Piece, The Disaster Artist, Yakitate! Japan

Movies: Wes Anderson, The Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, Watchmen, Dredd, JOHN WWWIIICCCKKK, Quentin Tarantino, Comic Book movies in general, Blade Runner, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, EVIL DEAD YEAH, Fight Club, Sausage Party, STAR WARS, There Will Be Blood, Lord of the Rings, Interstellar, American Psycho, Zombie movies yo, Psychological Thrillers, The Coen Brothers, The Room (Ohh hai Mark!)

TV: Arrested Development (Bees?), Community, Psych, The Walking Dead, Firefly (Gorram Reavers!), Star Trek, Archer, Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul, Cosmos, Rick and Morty (RealFakeDoors.com), X-Files, STEVEN UNIVERSE/REGULAR SHOW/ADVENTURE TIME, How I Met Your Mother, Stephen Colbert, Always Sunny In Philadelphia (Wildcard, bitches!), The Simpsons, Twin Peaks, Parks And Recreation, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (I'll be the roundabout!), DBZ, Impractical Jokers, WWE/NJPW/Chikara Pro, Avatar, Orange Is The New Black, 30 Rock ("Why are you wearing a tuxedo?" "It's after six. What am I, a farmer?"), Conan, BoJack Horseman, The Office, MARVEL TV SHOWS YEAH GO GO DEFENDERS

Video Games: Dragon Age, Borderlands, Elder Scrolls, Battlefield, DEADLY PREMONITION, Metal Gear, Batman Arkham series, Chrono Trigger, VALVE GAMES, Minecraft, Final Fantasy VII, Mass Effect, A Link To The Past, Earth Defense Force and so on and so forth...
Six things I could never do without
My friends
MOST Music
Donald Glover
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future. Also, butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically in, watching a movie or playing a game or something something something I don't know OR EATING A BATHTUB FULL OF COTTAGE CHEEEEESE.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once went to Canada.
You should message me if
you are a cool person and can actually start a conversation by saying/asking something interesting. Also, if you're going to like me, you may as well just message me. Do iiittt.

Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to
So, if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?

Because if it's not love
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
That will bring us together
The two of us