OneUse
25 Paris, France
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My self-summary
Here to lick some windows and do that thing where you chat with people until one stops answering, you never talk to them again and that's perfectly fine.

I'm mentally 80 years old, physically 40, and my personal hygiene is closer to a dying dog's than anything else. I am revolting, it's part of my charm.

this profile says i'm heterosexual but the only things i'm actually sexually attracted to are pinewood bonfires and shitty weather
What I’m doing with my life
Hoping to get ran over, mostly. I'd make a wonderful roadkill.
thinking about buying a gun, a tarp, and giving myself a gift. hopefully won't reincarnate into a pig or something equally embarassing and oinky
I’m really good at
dragon dildos. ask for pictures.

going on long rants about secret underground bunkers and how dystopian literature is becoming a reality
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
ma virginité
une barre mars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
i don't think, and i love it that way
i tune my mind to white noise and forget words and concepts

photographies i'd love to take with the camera i'll never buy
i'm very into weird upwards shots with buildings seemingly overlapping, falling into each other, until your puzzled eyes meet with the reassuring grey sky
it's less shit than it sounds, probably
On a typical Friday night I am
alcoolique solitaire éjaculateur précoce.
You should message me if
Imaginez un haussement d'épaule, voilà.
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