OneUse
25 Lille, France
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My self-summary
I M M A T U R I T Y (just so I don't waste your time further)

very much into trying to open my third eye and going in an astral journey

i identify as a moron with streaks of moderate intelligence and a misguided slow cruising ground to air missile
What I’m doing with my life
high profile nobody for hire

I use this platform as my hunting ground to send silly messages to people. I used to be a cunt but then my cat died and I had way too much fun digging his grave in the garden and so yeah it's unrelated huh, thought so too.
I’m really good at
mediocrity and running my mouth off like a headless chicken wing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
My john. It pretty much defines me as much as it does existence, the universe, and society as it developped until now, making it a powerful cultural, semantic and symbolic marker and a didactic tool for discovery to those in search of the truth.

I'm also for some reason a real sucker for women's private parts. Go figure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
every first day of the month second guessing if i'm a third wheel who broke the fourth wall or a fifth column and i don't know anything with six but it was good while it lasted

how much bigger than average my soul is
laaadies

I loathe 500 days of summer, it is abhorrent and morally wrong, I would give up life if it meant that everyone involved in it died alone and in great pain. Actually drawing a pentagram in blood as we speak.
On a typical Friday night I am
inside out

really missing that "most private thing you are willing to admit" section because it made for good content, which should tell you a lot about the state of my life (disrepair disqualified dissing disregard)

just typed 'upside down interrogation point' on google

i also never use the same sort of quotation marks twice
you beggars
You should message me if
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