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My self-summary
Hello-We should start by saying "We're a couple seeking our female soul mate) We love Photography(take lots of photos), fire pitting, Movies(mostly action and sci-fi), Tattoos, weight lifting, Longboarding, mountain biking, canoeing, kayaking and a variety of Music!!
Looking for a Voluptuous, Curvy, sassy sexy Lady--if skinny,fit freak or athletic beast(sorry no thanks) you won't be a good match for my girl or I.....
We're here to Date and or make friends.
Find new adventure partners
DROP us a line......4 More info
We're on this site to make a real connection!!
If you're here to do nothing-go waste someone else's time!
What I’m doing with my life
Searching for Ms. Right 4 us
We work hard and want to play hard...
Taking up canoeing and kayaking
Alder Creek Canoe and Kayak Portland Oregon -rocks!!
I’m really good at
Being a Dad and Mom to our kiddos-Spicy cooking, Building things, Bombing Hills(Long boarding), Photography, Digital Manipulation(ART), Martial Arts, Darts, Pool.....and reading
The first things people usually notice about me
Our presence in the room
Creative demeanor
Family nurturing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I need to read more-for sure! My wife reads more & she loves her reality tv

Most sci-fi, comedy, Documentaries and standup
It's a plus if you can watch any of these movies over and over again! We have and still do...
1. Friday(all 3)
2. Django(the Fracking D is silent)
3. The Hobbit
4. The Lord of the Rings(all 3)
5. Twilight
6. Aliens(not all)
7. Terminator 2
8. Columbiana
9. Hunt for Red October
10. Hangover 1&2 & The Green Hornet
11.World War Z
Six things I could never do without
1.Our fam-but you don't have to Date
6.the Love(sex, cuddling, snuggling, touching, kissing, smelling, tasting, hearing, giving & receiving)TMI?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When we'll find Ms. Right 4 us or when she will find us.
Plus how nice it will be to share our lives, home and love with her...
Now for the ?-why are people rude to a couple(us) looking for a special Lover/partner/friend?!
And why do they reply "not the least bit interested in a couple" when their profile says they're looking for "New Friends"?!

Well we don't want you as a Partner or Friend if you're gonna be a butt head about it! Again, that kinda attitude explains why YOU'RE STILL SINGLE! Don't worry, we have a lot to offer the right person and we're in no hurry...Best of Luck to those of you who wish to be so rigid you wouldn't date or befriend yourself !
On a typical Friday night I am
I work Friday nights-but when I'm not working We like watching movies with my Fam. We also take day trips in town to photograph people and Portland, Or fire pitting in our backyard with music and friends.
We love some Saturday Market too!!!

Saturday is our Friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once asked a clerk in the Dollar store how much something was!!!...lmao
In addition! We want to clarify our recreational endeavors, we DON'T do something every weekend(fucking, but we are active and do everything we stated-just on a more staggered timeline.
You should message me if
Your photos include a fully clothed full body shot that is recent!!!
(we don't like deceptive surprises!) your pretty face too..

You have a Job, car or bike you commute with

You have not served time in any penitentiary! Or any other Gladiator institution.

You are and have always been a woman(nothing against U if your not)!

You don't have a prob with Race(ANY RACE!!)

You're not an uptight Conservative(open minded conservatives who can think outside the box are cool)

You don't want anymore children-current children ok(yours and ours)

You don't find it necessary for me to date your current friends or Family as we do expect we'll meet them, eventually)

You're not a Bigot or Homophobe!

You're not shaved up like a twelve year old girl
(natural or manicured woman only) barbies need not apply, I mean we might like looking at you at times-but we're old

You can see yourself as a True partner in crime one of these days

You're 420 friendly and want to share some session time

And finally:message us if you're not conceited, phony, or unfamiliar with where you want to go and if you see us there when you get there!

And lastly, message us if you've been looking for some cool ass friends as well
The two of us