46 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not looking for a 'buddy' or a 'pal' - I already have plenty of girl(euphamism)friends that I hike with, go on lunches with, day trips, movies, drinking with, etc... - What I'm looking for is all of the above PLUS romance, desire, and passion. I want someone to crave me as much I crave them.
OK, now that we've gotten that out of the way...

...I'm a content bachelor but if someone came around whom I truly got along with emotionally, physically, philosophically, then great.
So I'm just sorta testing the waters.

I'm genuine, down to earth, no baggage, no drama, can get along with anyone, no skeletons, no bodies in the cellar - sarcastic, dry wit, self deprecating, and really hoping to have a long term relationship, at least until my wife is paroled (HA! Just making sure you're paying attention)
Can go from goofy to intellectual conversations with ease.

Super athletic - runner, hiker, tennis, golf, hockey, racquetball, I can do it all, seriously.

I'm not a big drinker, and when I do it's usually a beer. Though I was in New York recently and tried this thing called a Moscow Mule which I highly recommend.

I tend to be picky (to a fault) about who I date - hence why I'm still single. I have great flake-radar - so if you're looking for someone to support you while you lie out by the pool reading InStyle, I'll sniff you out before our first date appetizers arrive. Not that I own a house with a pool.

-check into a spa/hotel in Sedona for a long weekend, explore the Red Rock Mountains by day and get deep tissue massages and mud baths by night
-drive out to the Salton Sea for a day of exploring
-stay at Shutters Hotel in Santa Monica for a weekend during one of those typical 102 degree LA Septembers
-go to Iceland
What I’m doing with my life
I write comedy; TV, punch-up on films. Very up and down. One month I'm house shopping, the next month I'm clipping coupons. Scary but it suits me. I love being creative, making people laugh (sometimes wince) love the oddball hours, and especially the neurotic people I get to work with.
I’m really good at
faking how great it is being a bachelor when really I'd like to find somebody awesome
The first things people usually notice about me
I have insanely blue eyes - I get stopped on the street by strangers, seriously. wish I could make money off them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Cormac McCarthy, John Fonte, I read lots of biographies (lately bios on rock stars)

MOVIES: Im a huge TCM guy, so anything old I'm into. Noir, Hitchcock, hard boiled 70's pics. But I'm not a total movie snob, I was a teenager in the 80's, so can easily get caught up in a John Hughes or super violent Stallone action pic.
I love seeing old movies on the big screen. I go to the Noir Fest at the Egyptian every year.

TV - Better Call Saul, True Detective, Portlandia, Louie, 60 Minutes, Frontline, Game of Thrones, Veep, John Oliver, 30 for 30 on ESPN are amazing
I mainly watch sports on TV - football, hockey (go Flyers) every 4 years I really get into the Olympics.

MUSIC - anything but country. lately I've been really into classic rock. And I'm obsessed with Sirius Radio's 40's on 4

FOOD: beware vegans, I eat meat!!! Though not a big fish guy and I'm kinda done with fast food.
The six things I could never do without
Melatonin (I come from a long line of insomniacs)
my niece (she's 5)
laughing at stuff nobody else finds funny
sweating (love to exercise)
my Mac (yeah, I know predictable, but I'm a writer so I'm always scribbling on it and ordering Russian mail order brides)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why so many beautiful, intelligent women keep contacting me from so far away. Do you guys like torturing me? I'm not looking for a long distance relationship. I don't care if you're a Playboy playmate with Super Bowl tickets, if you live in Bakersfield or Long Beach it ain't gonna happen
On a typical Friday night I am
lately, not much. Geez, filling out this profile is depressing the hell out of me.
You should message me if
...you don't wear tons of makeup and perfume
...you love animals and exploring nature
...you like thunderstorms
...you're creative and can make me laugh
...you look sexy in an old pair of jeans and t-shirt on a Sunday morning
...you're hiking and come upon empty beer bottles, you pick them up and find a trashcan.
...you're uninhibited
...you like the beach but love the mountains.