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My self-summary
Brevity is the soul of wit.

I like to keep things direct, and simple. That being said, I'm logical to a fault, and my humor is both dry, and surrealist. If that's your thing, dive in! If not, feel free to head back to the shallow end of the pool.

Bonus points: If you can put my pictures in chronological order, I will literally buy you a milkshake or similarly priced drink of your choice.

I don't drink, I don't smoke, and I don't gossip, but I probably spend too much time on YouTube.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in community mental health. I also moonlight as a nursing student on nights and weekends.
I’m really good at
Wearing the color Green.

Keeping my word, and effectively managing expectations. Seriously, if I say I will be somewhere, or do something, there are few forces on earth that will stop me.

I'm a decent dancer (solo and ballroom)
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my style, voice, and generally calm demeanor. My director once described me as unflappable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Cather in the Rye, 1984, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The World According to Garp, The Lovely Bones, The Jungle, The Hobbit, The Grapes of Wrath, Watership Down

Movies: The Room, Casper (yes, the kids movie), Donnie Darko, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Dr. Phibes, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Serenity, Good Will Hunting, Knockin' on Heaven's Door, Anything by Wes Anderson, Quentin Tarantino, or Hayao Miyazaki. Campy Horror Movies from the 80's are also a delight.

Shows: Rick & Morty, Adventure Time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Arrested Development, Cowboy Bebop, Firefly, Code Monkeys, Check It Out with Dr. Steve Brule, The Adventures of Pete and Pete. (Recently addicted to Game of Thrones)

Music: Most things 80's, The Decemberists, Ben Folds, Goo Goo Dolls, 70's folk rock, Led Zeppelin, Journey,Elliot Smith, Guster Queen, Billy Joel, Elton John, Nickel Creek, E.L.O. The soundtrack to Avenue Q, The Seatbelts, The Pillows, Buffy the Musical and classical renditions of Video Game music.

Food: I'm definitely guided by my sweet tooth, but I have this nagging urge to eat more healthfully. Maybe you could help me with that.

Podcasts: Star Talk Radio, Snap Judgement, Adam and Dr. Drew show (though I prefer classic loveline).

So, I'm gonna add a section here for tabletop games, because I love getting folks around a table for snacks and gaming :)

Forbidden Desert, Red Flag, Settlers of Catan, Cribbage, Cards Against Humanity Zombie dice, Scrabble.

Feel free to suggest games too!
The six things I could never do without
Unhealthy food
A mode of transport
A functional bartering system
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to best motivate myself, and others around me.
Why do people text instead of call?
What is ever accomplished by the silent treatment?
How did Barrack Obama lose a toe on his left foot?
Can I really get people to believe that Barrack Obama is missing a toe?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working my second job, or scheduling a game night with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Boots and a Santa hat.
You should message me if
You'll be close to eye level with me. I don't like looking down on folks too much!

I used to do some East Coast and Lindy, and I'd love an excuse to get back into it.

Finally, I'm not into head games; if you can't communicate your wants and needs to another human being, then leave me alone. This means that if you use; ignoring problems, or "the silent treatment" to resolve conflict, then grow up, and stop abusing people.