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My self-summary
Socially awkward night owl in search of company for all night Netflix marathons, gaming (the board/card variety), puppy snuggling and occasional trips to the outside world for hiking and kayaking.
What I’m doing with my life
Emergency/critical care vet tech. Yeah, its as awesome as it sounds.

I work nights, weekends, and holidays. I adore my job, and most of my closest friends are my coworkers. I love them, but I'd really like to expand my social circle a little.

My schedule isn't always convenient for the 9-5 crowd. I'm off a lot during the week and work all weekend.

Hiking, kayaking... collecting things for camping/backpacking and avoiding actually trying it. Could use some pointers.

I put together a veggie garden this year. So far things are not dead. Composting - regular and worms!

I also got some chickens. Built a coop with my own two hands. Then painted it teal and purple. Because I can't make a chicken coop and not have it endup teal and purple.

I'm learning to grill and smoke all the meats! I'm addicted to bbq so I figured I might as well learn to do it myself. Pulled pork, wings, pastrami and eventually brisket. I eat like a dude. Fair warning.
I’m really good at
Creating awkward silences. Really. They are quite impressive.

Blurting out "that's what she said" at the most incredibly inappropriate times, as well as living with my foot in my mouth.

Cooking. My first attempts at BBQ have been satisfactory so far. I like making food to share with my coworkers. I'm a big fan of making a big pot of something delicious and comforting once in a while.

Procrastination. I'm amazing at putting off things that need to be done. I've really got to start working on that.

Getting a little obsessive about new things. Recently: collecting Funko Pops. More recently: Learning how to use my smoker! Most recently: all things chicken! (Fermenting feed? Sprouting grains? Raising mealworms? Sure thing!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd like to think my eyes. I think they are pretty :)

But in reality, I'm more of a back of the crowd kind of person. So you'd probably not notice me at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've been trying to read more. I'm open to suggestions!

TV: Walking Dead, Talking Dead, Preacher, Orphan Black, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, @Midnight, Big Bang Theory, Supernatural, Doctor Who, South Park, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Orange is the New Black, Arrested Development, Firefly, American Horror Story, Wilfred, Boy Meets World, Parks and Rec, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia...

Movies: Goonies! Stand By Me, Nightmare Before Christmas, Snatch, Seven, Shawshank Redemption, Zombieland, How to Train Your Dragon and just about anything Pixar. I like a lot of other stuff, but these are the ones I'll stop what I'm doing and watch without fail, every time they are on TV. I can't think of a lot of recent movies I've really loved. Except Jurassic World. Because dinosaurs.

Food: Yes please! I don't do seafood. Most everything else is fair game. I love trying out new restaurants, food trucks, funky places. I also love to cook! There's not a lot that bacon and sriracha can't make better. A few of my recent favorites: bacon cinnamon rolls, sriracha bacon. Both are fairly regular rotations in my kitchen. I'm low carb these days. So my life is revolving around bacon, meat and cheese. I'm not necessarily complaining. And most recently - all things smoked!
Six things I could never do without
I'll let you know when I figure it out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why all the pictures of guys with fish??

Whatever my obsession of the moment is. I spend way more time learning, researching and planning than actually doing though.
On a typical Friday night I am
No longer working! And have no idea what to do with myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not sure if I'm capable of falling head over heels in love with someone. I tend to be very reserved and sometimes think I hold back too much. I also don't want grand romantic gestures or to be put on some sort of pedestal. I just want someone I like to be around. I don't think that's too much to ask.
You should message me if
you think you might like me, you think I might like you, you're bored and have nothing else to do, you want someone to talk to...

or if you want to go to a concert with me.

or if you want to go play on a mountain with me and my dogs.

or if you're any good at photography and want to teach me a thing or two.

or if you want to hang out on top of a mountain in the wee hours of the night and watch for meteors.

or if you want to come to game night, or a bad movie night, or zombie night .
The two of us