Ostentatious80
37Beijing, China
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My self-summary
我住在北京三年了。我是喜剧老师。我喜欢搞艺术。我弹钢琴很好。请对我有耐心。我的中文越来越好。对不起. 我说和写中文有点慢,请不要生气。

我有三十七岁, 可是, 我有一个年轻的心❤️,因为人生太短!我非常喜欢玩、唱歌、跳舞和告诉你故事。

我的工作很特别 可是, 很难。我有特别。

我要一个认真交往的女朋友。如果你要短的关系然后你也可以迎接我。
都可以。我要一个可爱的中国女人。
我没有孩子,可是我有最好小🐶狗。

(请去我的电脑家。你可以看有的我的艺术)

www.paperlanterndrama.squarespace.com
What I’m doing with my life
在教喜剧和戏剧。有的时候我有演出。我喜欢做笑话。
每天我学习心得。我在觉得。
我在玩久的游戏机。我们玩一起。
我在听都音乐。久的和新的音乐。
我在开我的心。我在看对象。

我喜欢爱和性爱。我觉得所有的人都喜欢哪个。哈哈。

我也在用 “mo-bike, ofo bike". 都贝京人用!
I’m really good at
learn Chinese?
be the leader
Telling Stories
Teaching
Doing funny voices
Making you smile.
Pacman
piano
hearing a song and finding out the chords by ear
empathy
patience
lesson planning
The first things people usually notice about me
Playful nature.

I look like my dog.

I have big nose.

I have a big, huge ... heart and ???

one time my student said:
"I won't tell your secret that you are one of us and not an adult."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS:
Current: MoMo.

wild, the jungle, boy, danny and the champion of the world, life of pi, lord of the flies, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the things they carried, catch 22, peanuts comic strips, calvin & hobbes,

MUSIC:
All genres are good - but i don't like too much new pop.
I really love Synthwave and Pychodelic Music lately. As well as Classical. I also love garage rock.

DeVotchka
Beastie Boys
Beck
First Aid Kit
Smashing Pumpkins
Pink Floyd
Temples
Tame Impala
The Strokes
The Kills
Perturbator
Fleet Foxes

Guqin music
Classical

电视一般:
TV:
On Youtube & Youku - interesting news of the world.
Over The Garden Wall
Shark Tank
Vikings
The Simpsons
Sanjay & Craig
Billions

我喜欢电影:

MOVIES:
#1: O Brother Where Art Thou?

CULT
Turbo Kid
Kung Fury
Death Proof
Evil Dead
Planet Terror
Shawn of the Dead
Kill Bill

OTHERS:
Fargo
Amadeus
Croutching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
District 9
Rear Window
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf?
Glengarry Glenross
Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas
Ed Wood
There Will Be Blood
Stand By Me
Empire Of The Sun
Napoleon Dynamite
Trueman Show
Perfume

FOOD:
Ma La tang.
Noodles
Rice
Fish
Korean BBQ
Chuar
Sushi
Indian food
Mexican taco
McDonalds Fries
McDonalds Ice Cream

I love tomatoes.
Six things I could never do without
Your smile & laughter.
My Dog.
Music.
games and fun.
A Backpack for travel.
theater and comedy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When will you message me back?
When will I find genuine love?

Why do my student loan interests have something called a DISCOUNT FEE?!

Why the heck do people always stop at the top of the staircase?

I need to write that down.

What a beautiful mountain view.

What is my dog thinking?

Who actually buys this crap on taobao!? (i love taobao!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Listening to music
Dancing
Movies
Laughing with people
Making something
With my dog.
With you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Settlers Of Catan & Carcassonne

I have played music in the subway and parks in NYC for money several times.

I still listen to Weezer.... like I'm 13 still. hehe.

Sometimes I narrate my own cooking like I'm on Iron Chef.

I make up stories about where people are going on the train.
You should message me if
You want to have a kitchen dance party
To laugh at absurd and silly things.
To play some retro games
To long boarding or biking.
To play settlers of catan
to cook a meal together
You are competitive at mini/putt putt golf
You like dogs.
You want to do archery with me.
you want to go swimming.
More
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