My sense of humor has been described as sarcastic, dry and self deprecating. In High School, I was voted funniest in my class. It's an accomplishment that I'm proud of to this day. I also won a cross dressing contest, but I've let my figure go a bit since then.
I am low key, stayin', and hardcore
Movies: Superbad, Rocky IV, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Bulworth, Full Monty, Shaun of the Dead, Swingers, Napoleon Dynamite, The Big Lebowski, Billy Elliott, This is Spinal Tap, Fargo, Hotel Rwanda, Syriana, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Escape to Victory, BASEketball, Boogie Nights, Mean Girls, The Italian Job, Clerks and Clerks 2, Drive Me Crazy (seriously underrated, don't laugh), Cool Runnings, Snatch, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Office Space, The Aristocrats
Music: I listen to a lot of stuff from the 80's that you probably consider to be awful. If you're a fan of Phil Collins, The Outfield, Duran Duran or anything similar that I'm leaving out we should talk. In addition I'm a fan of The Pogues, Dropkick Murphys, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, The Cars, Sublime, Flogging Molly, Catch 22, Bob Dylan, Beck, Elvis Costello, The Strokes, M.I.A, Blur, Immortal Technique, Rancid, The Specials, Talking Heads, Tom Petty, Flight of the Conchords, Weezer and Beat Union.
Food: Thai, Indian, Cuban, Five Guys Burgers and Fries and South Brooklyn Pizza.
2) plaid shirts
3) Everything bagels
5) Friday Night Lights
How awesome Five Guys Burgers and Fries and Ryan Callahan are.
How long does it take the typical dude in New Jersey to do his hair and flex in front of the mirror before he's ready to go to the club
Why has the National Republican Senatorial Committee taken out banner ads on okcupid?
Seriously, I already admitted to liking Phil Collins, what the fuck else do you want?