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My self-summary
My sense of humor has been described as sarcastic, dry and self deprecating. In High School, I was voted funniest in my class. It's an accomplishment that I'm proud of to this day. I also won a cross dressing contest, but I've let my figure go a bit since then.
What I’m doing with my life
In my spare time I enjoy playing pick up soccer, watching soccer, drinking IPAs, singing karaoke and being sarcastic.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I've got lots of really curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Clockwork Orange, The Stranger, The Conscious of a Liberal by Sen. Paul Wellstone.

Movies: Superbad, Rocky IV, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Bulworth, Full Monty, Shaun of the Dead, Swingers, Napoleon Dynamite, The Big Lebowski, Billy Elliott, This is Spinal Tap, Fargo, Hotel Rwanda, Syriana, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Escape to Victory, BASEketball, Boogie Nights, Mean Girls, The Italian Job, Clerks and Clerks 2, Drive Me Crazy (seriously underrated, don't laugh), Cool Runnings, Snatch, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Office Space, The Aristocrats

Music: I listen to a lot of stuff from the 80's that you probably consider to be awful. If you're a fan of Phil Collins, The Outfield, Duran Duran or anything similar that I'm leaving out we should talk. In addition I'm a fan of The Pogues, Dropkick Murphys, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, The Cars, Sublime, Flogging Molly, Catch 22, Bob Dylan, Beck, Elvis Costello, The Strokes, M.I.A, Blur, Immortal Technique, Rancid, The Specials, Talking Heads, Tom Petty, Flight of the Conchords, Weezer and Beat Union.

Food: Thai, Indian, Cuban, Five Guys Burgers and Fries and South Brooklyn Pizza.
Six things I could never do without
1) Phone
2) karaoke
3) Everything bagels
4) Chapstick
5) Friday Night Lights
6) IPAs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can avoid driving a car for the rest of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Seriously, I already admitted to liking Phil Collins, what the fuck else do you want?
You should message me if
you think Bone Thugs + Phil Collins = the greatest collaboration ever recorded...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoLB_U0YPOg&feature=player_embedded
The two of us