All things being equal I am less annoying than I look.
Also apparently this is weird but I read every profile I click on all the way through, I just always feel the need to finish what I start.
I am get, real, and dude
I also write and perform stand up comedy and shortly sketch comedy. Isn't that awesome? No it's not? well forget I mentioned it, you look great!
Writing Haikus, like seriously, it is probably my best skill
B) Changed to reflect some of the movies I like: Belle Epoque, WALL-E, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fletch, Up, The Apartment, Dig!, Hype!, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Spinal Tap. A Mighty Wind, For Your Consideration.
C) Matthew Good, At the Drive In, Refused, The Plan, Burdocks, Dog Day, Wintersleep, Fucked Up, Titus Andronicus, Courtney Barnett, Nirvana, Sloan, Fugazi, Minor Threat, Minutemen, Elliot Smith, Frodus, Rites of Spring, the good life, Desaparecidos, Cursive, daughters, Death Cab for Cutie (SORT OF!) Ink and Dagger, Husker Du the thermals and the Replacements, Kanye West and Tupac as well, ALSO Wu-Tang. Always Wu Tang
D) Who doesn't like food?
E) [TV] The Office (BBC mostly) Arrested Development, Community, Kids in the Hall, Saturday Night Live, The Simpsons (mostly seasons 4-9 because these are the ones I own also because to quote Dj Khaled, Theyyyyy the Beeeeeeest)
F) (For FUNNY!) My favourite stand ups, since that is what I do, are Stewart Lee, Josie Long, Daniel Kitson, Paul F Tompkins, Jen Kirkman, Andy Kindler and Aamer Rahman
life I feel the most comfortable with.
2: What it would be like if there were a boy born who could swim faster
than a shark.
Also I LOVE to laugh (2:55 AM on a Monday and let me just say, this sentence feels INSPIRED.)
Also because I feel like it would be a real jerk move to not respond to someone if they actually made it through all this jackassery
Basically if it feels cool bro