30 Augusta, United States
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My self-summary

Don't worry, I'm the harmless and fun kind of crazy that talks to inanimate objects and not the weird kind of crazy that what's for those same objects to respond.

I was in the Navy for 6 years and was honorably discharged. That means I either didn't have as much fun as I could have or just didn't get caught. I spent 4 of those years in Japan on an aircraft carrier. Tokyo is awesome but Hong Kong, is more fun.

I have a Russian tortoise named Barry Allen. He's a love maker, heart breaker, a life taker, and rules his domain (a cement mixing tub) with a heart of gold and a fist of iron. Also he loves mangos.

I love it when a woman has large vocabulary and knows how to use it. The English language is extensive and versatile enough that you can virtually eliminate the use of the words "YOLO" and "swag" from your daily conversations and not suffer a single miscommunication.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Billiards, cooking, making/fixing stuff, remembering odd bits of trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not sure; possibly my ghostly pale complexion but most likely my naturally heroic stature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, World War Z, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, The Watchmen, The God Delusion, House of Leaves, the Night Watch trilogy.

Movies: Blade Runner, Moon, Chronicle, 2081, Memento, Die Hard, Brick, The Iron Giant, The Incredible Hulk (2008), The Avengers, The Watchmen, Boondock Saints, The Sitter, Accepted, Tucker & Dale Vs Evil.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Adventure Time, Normal Show, Wilfred, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock, Mad Men, South Park, Family Guy, NOVA, Mythbusters, Top Gear.

Music: Swollen Members, Muse, Apocolyptica, Lil Wayne, Five Finger Death Punch, Ramona Falls, Everclear, Beck, Cage The Elephant, Lupe Fiasco, Weezer, Busta Rhymes, Alien Antfarm.
The six things I could never do without
Mexican food
My glasses
Too lazy to think of a sixth thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately, trigonometry. Yeah, I wasn't joking about the nerd thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically downtown playing pool or having a few drinks. If I'm not downtown, I'm probably home studying or playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not saying that I'm scared of clowns, but I will say that clowns are scary.
You should message me if
If you feel like having some witty banter. Also, if you have a high enemy percentage. I need an archenemy.