23 Rowhedge, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Awaiting my 6th year of a 3 year maths course. That's just how good I am.

Support worker who likes to look butch but that illusion fades as soon as you speak to me. Got me some piercings and a tattoo of a penny-farthing with a 6 in it on my arm that helps me cheat on all my exams (provided every answer is 6). There's also a magnet in my finger that's practically paying for itself with all the 1p's it can pick up. People like to touch my hair because it's short and fluffy. You can touch it too; my hair is easy.

I was the treasurer for the sci-fi society at uni, so obviously I'm super cool. If that wasn't proof enough, I beat minesweeper in beginner mode in 2.03 seconds on my phone. I know, I know. I like drawing, forcing my friends to play shitty PS2 games for my own sick amusement, and I am the Pet Shop Boys' biggest fan. Ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Consuming various substances with my crew and moanin bout them contestants on that Come Dine With Me on Twitter (@shaunadevine)

Future wise, think being a maths lecturer would be neat-o. Everyone loves maths after all so teaching it to people is bound to make me popular (y)

Basically, I have attachment issues and don't want to leave uni.

I'm also considering going into prostitution but Mae Martin hasn't responded to any of my emails yet.
I’m really good at
Yelling people's names at them when I'm drunk. Pretty sure they love it.

Packing CDs and DVDs. I got promoted after just 6 days on the job. I've quit that now though, so I only put discs in cases as a special favour to people.

I mean I guess I should say maths. But it's the shit maths that has no application in life. And Minesweeper.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a lesbian apparently. It's the first thing random drunk people I meet usually ask me.

Little kids often ponder my gender aloud.

I can't pwonounce r's.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love Batman comics, especially The Killing Joke. As for, y'know, real books, I love pretty much everything by H.P. Lovecraft, A Clockwork Orange, and Let The Right One In. I have a love-hate relationship with Stephen King too. Actually no I just hate him; I don't know why I keep reading his books.
Basically horror.

Obsessed with The Pet Shop Boys. Like, OBSESSED. You don't even understand. Also like Caravan Palace, Justice, The Prodigy, Ghost, Stromae

TV shows:
The Prisoner (hence the tattoo)
Avatar: The Legend of Aang
Various animes (My credentials:
Breaking Bad
In Treatment
Antique shows

All the Bonds
Kung Fu Panda (ssh)
V for Vendetta
Donnie Darko
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (because Noomi Rapace as Lisbeth <3)

I'm a casual gamer too. Love Portal, Zelda, Assassin's Creed, Red Dead Redemption, Bioshock, Pokemon, and Bugs Bunny and Taz Time Busters, to name but a few. I don't mean to brag or nothing, but I've got 1001% in Binding of Isaac ;D

Rice and curry sauce.
The six things I could never do without
-Phone because Pet Shop Boys (and if people need to contact me, I suppose)
-My loads o cuddlies (I am totally hard though I swear)
-Motherfucking flannel
-My best bud and wingman, Wissant1
-err... Nah I think I'm good
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex&drugs&PetShopBoys. Student stuff. Cuddly stuff. What's on tv stuff. How to be a good person and shiz. Girls with short hair. Girls with no hair. What I should do with my hair. Androgynous people. How awesome it would be if I had a dog. Why everyone thinks there's a 9 on my arm. Should I water my tiny cactus now? (Edit: the answer to that last one should've been yes. R.I.P. Togemon)
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at mine with peeps drinking/monging out. Or out clubbing. Or at someone else's drinking/monging out.

When I'm home for summer, I'm usually at "Friday Club", which is round my uncle's house. It has 3 members. My mum is the other one.

GTA V-ing. You know, stealing cars and doing missions (lol jk I'm at the strip club).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have my nipples pierced; they're slanted so they point at my junk.

I once stole 44 bottles of bubbles and 9 whistles, because I'm a wrong'un.

Ate a conker for a fiver once and I think it made me die. Seriously guys don't do it. Charge at least £7.20
You should message me if
You want to buy me alcohol.
You want to buy me drugs.
You have short hair I can floof.
You have a pet I can cuddle.
You want to watch a serial killer documentary with me.
You have short hair. Or are tall. Or both.
You're Mae Martin.
You like the Pet Shop Boys (did I mention I like the Pet Shop Boys??)
Any/all of the above (I ain't fussy)

I go between London and Colchester a lot, and occasionally Bournemouth, so you lucky people in those places should hit me up yo let's rave and stuff.