Support worker who likes to look butch but that illusion fades as soon as you speak to me. Got me some piercings and a tattoo of a penny-farthing with a 6 in it on my arm that helps me cheat on all my exams (provided every answer is 6). There's also a magnet in my finger that's practically paying for itself with all the 1p's it can pick up. People like to touch my hair because it's short and fluffy. You can touch it too; my hair is easy.
I was the treasurer for the sci-fi society at uni, so obviously I'm super cool. If that wasn't proof enough, I beat minesweeper in beginner mode in 2.03 seconds on my phone. I know, I know. I like drawing, forcing my friends to play shitty PS2 games for my own sick amusement, and I am the Pet Shop Boys' biggest fan. Ever.
Trying not to spend too much money on more frogs for my tropical fish tank.
I'm also considering going into prostitution but Mae Martin hasn't responded to any of my emails yet.
Packing CDs and DVDs. I got promoted after just 6 days on the job. I've quit that now though, so I only put discs in cases as a special favour to people.
I hope after >700 hours on The Binding of Isaac I'm pretty good at that too
Little kids often ponder my gender aloud.
I can't pwonounce r's.
Obsessed with The Pet Shop Boys. Like, OBSESSED. You don't even understand. Also like Caravan Palace, Justice, The Prodigy, Ghost, Vitalic, The Bloody Beetroots
The Prisoner (hence the tattoo)
Avatar: The Legend of Aang
Various animes (My credentials: http://myanimelist.net/profile/shaunadevine)
Movies (in order):
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Panda 3
I don't mean to brag or nothing, but I've got 1001% in Binding of Isaac ;D
-My loads o cuddlies (I am totally hard though I swear)
-My best bud and wingman, Wissant1
-err... Nah I think I'm good
When I'm home for summer, I'm usually at "Friday Club", which is round my uncle's house. It has 3 members. My mum is the other one.
GTA V-ing. You know, stealing cars and doing missions (lol jk I'm at the strip club).
I once stole 44 bottles of bubbles and 9 whistles, because I'm a wrong'un.
Ate a conker for a fiver once and I think it made me die. Seriously guys don't do it. Charge at least £7.20
You want to buy me drugs.
You have short hair I can floof.
You have a pet I can cuddle.
You want to watch a serial killer documentary with me.
You have short hair. Or are tall. Or both.
You're Mae Martin.
You like the Pet Shop Boys (did I mention I like the Pet Shop Boys??)
Any/all of the above (I ain't fussy)
I go between London and Colchester a lot, and occasionally Bournemouth, so you lucky people in those places should hit me up yo let's rave and stuff.