33Simei New Town, Singapore
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My self-summary
I'm a pervy old man and prudes should stop reading here.

Well, now that the boring people have left, here's what you, the interesting folks should know. I'm the kind of person who can find humour in all sorts of situations(if its not already apparent, i must be doing a fantastically shit job). Also, I'm a hopeless romantic. Meaning to say I'm hopeless at being romantic.

My philosophy is that it's never about the activity but rather the company you're with. Saying that, i like to chill with people who do not take themselves seriously and are always good for a laugh with. If you are the kind who is easily offended, please do stay far far away.
What I’m doing with my life
Just changed occupation from corruptor of nubile minds to grand persuader of monetary self-protection.

Yup, my job scope entails persuading others that their life is worth more than what they think and that they should make sure it is well protected. Financially that is.

Unfortunately muggles tend to be a stubborn lot
I’m really good at
Small talk. Especially after a beer or two. That's when you really see my brain work and my mouth move.

I'm shit at online talk/pick up lines though. I work best when i can see and read people's moods and emotions.
The first things people usually notice about me
My cheery personality? My awesome sense of humour? My apparent lack of humility? =D

Then again, people who meet me for the first time always say 'wah your eyelashes are so long'. Seriously, i dont see what the big deal is about them. They make my eyes itch when i'm in glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry potter series, fantasy books, hunger games series, you know, the usual popular stuff. Not twilight(couldnt get past first 2 chapters) or 50 shades though.

Big bang theory, himym, modern family, the office, survivor. Gotta love American sitcoms at the end of a long day when you're in need of a good laugh. Running man works too! And game of thrones. Absolutely awesome

And i cant do without Cai fan! What other item in a hawker centre offers this much variety everyday? Cheap and good too.
Six things I could never do without
1. Good company to have an awesome time with.
2. $$$ to afford all these inflated items on our island.
3. Laptop where i can entertain myself watching the above mentioned shows.
4. Water. My favourite drink is actually water. though someone once told me that's not a good thing. Cause fish f**k in water -.-
5. Holidays! Omg i used to think 1 holiday a year was enough. How wrong i was....
6. Sleep. nuff said. Cant get enough of it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
when can i finally afford a car? Damn this COE.

(ok, this needs an edit after a friend saw my profile. Let me rephrase the above statement.)

when can i finally afford a half decent car without sacrificing too much of my current lifestyle?

(Latest re-edit)
Where do I look for my next client so that I can pay off my monthly car loan?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever makes me happy, be it out having a blast or KOed on the bed because I'm simply shagged out from the week.

I do make exceptions for highly interesting people even when I'm zonked
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I burp and fart. Like who doesnt?
You should message me if
you are easy to talk to, and has no problems dealing with a shameless smartass(me!)
The two of us