I could say that I'm easygoing, endearingly eccentric, refreshingly cynical, and the craziest/funniest person you'll ever know, but nearly everyone says that...and I'm no exception, I guess...except I was told this by a psychiatrist, so I suppose that makes it more official.
I am a paradox; humorous yet serious, reserved yet gregarious, absent-minded yet aware, superficial yet deep, almost always wily, and definitely libertarian. My words are chosen carefully, and expressed efficiently. Everything I do is done with a purpose in mind, even when I am not always conscious of the purpose.
In my spare time, I enjoy watching movies, going to movies, playing video games, building my computer, designing roller coasters, driving aimlessly, and sometimes professionally.
A lifelong movie buff, I am fascinated by cinema as both an art and science. I am partial to every orgasmic, self-indulgent CGI special effects extravaganza in existence. I might also like comedies if there was conclusive evidence that they existed.
***EDIT: "Deadpool" was fucking hilarious.***
As for dramas, what's the point? Why see it on a screen when you could experience and even cause it in everyday life?
I'm not gonna tell you what my favorite movies are because I might spoil all the fun, and some of the boredom.
Black metal, Viking metal, and especially the symphonic variety of both, industrial and industrialized metal, aggrotech, and '80s pop are but few of my favorite genres. But really, I have a taste for a variety of musical genres; I don't really care if something is popular or not, and I'm not a fan of any particular band beyond the songs I like; if it sounds good then it is good. I can safely admit, however, I do indeed hate Justin Bieber, although her mom is hot.
Let's see, I'm getting bored of talking about myself...oh, who am I kidding? No, I'm not! But I'm typing this while I'm driving and there's a cop up ahead...so send me a message if you'd like to know more and I might respond.
-STAR WARS (including the visually stunning prequels, but not including EPISODE VII)
-TOTAL RECALL (1990 version)
-ROBOCOP (1987 version)
-THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE
-THE CHANGELING (1980)
-SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT (It is but the CITIZEN KANE of the latter part of the 20th century)
-RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
-STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN
-BATMAN and BATMAN RETURNS
-PARKS AND REC
-Type O Negative
-and a lot of the catchy songs played during the credits
-I'm ADD as shit, so I can't concentrate on fiction that well without reading the same paragraph five times to finally comprehend the words, and it ultimately becomes tiresome, but I do like to read many, many science articles and the occasional clickbait both on and offline, or maybe I'll browse through rejected screenplays every so often.
-Where I can get DOOM demon stuffed animals. I'd totally buy all of them and sleep with them every night.
-Why every Donald Trump photo looks like he's giving the Invisible Man a blow job.
-How those three sea shells work.
-And if Harry Potter's school were in the Muggleverse, would all the students have guns instead of magic wands?
I remind you of your father for some reason.
Someone with a gun to your head is making you.
You have nothing better to do.
We met on the bus (as if you'll ever find me riding the airplane for hobos).
You're not a tranny.