AdmiralPypes
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My self-summary
Well, everyone else opens their profile with "I am really bad at this but..." so I guess I'm the exception.

I could say that I'm endearingly eccentric, refreshingly cynical, and the craziest/funniest person you'll ever know, but nearly everyone says that...and I'm no exception, I guess...except I was told this by a psychiatrist, so I suppose that makes it more official.

I am a paradox; humorous yet serious, reserved yet gregarious, absent-minded yet aware, superficial yet deep, almost always wily. My words are chosen carefully, and expressed efficiently. Everything I do is done with a purpose in mind, even when I am not always conscious of the purpose.

In my spare time, I enjoy watching movies, going to movies, playing video games, building my computer, designing roller coasters, driving aimlessly, and sometimes professionally.

A lifelong movie buff, I am fascinated by cinema as both an art and science. I am partial to every orgasmic, self-indulgent CGI special effects extravaganza in existence. I might also like comedies if there was conclusive evidence that they existed.

As for dramas, what's the point? Why see it on a screen when you could experience and even cause it in everyday life?

I'm not gonna tell you what my favorite movies are because I might spoil all the fun, and some of the boredom.

Black metal, Viking metal, and especially the symphonic variety of both, industrial and industrialized metal, aggrotech, and '80s pop are but few of my favorite genres. But really, I have a taste for a variety of musical genres; I don't really care if something is popular or not, and I'm not a fan of any particular band beyond the songs I like; if it sounds good then it is good.

Let's see, I'm getting bored of talking about myself...oh, who am I kidding? No, I'm not! But I'm typing this while I'm driving and there's a cop up ahead...so send me a message if you'd like to know more and I might respond.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm making money so that I may have buildings named after me.
I’m really good at
Analyzing, writing, creating worlds and living in them, being the voice of reason, having encyclopedic knowledge on various useless subjects that may one day be useful in a given situation, making bad jokes, making good jokes, offending people to death.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not a 12-year-old stripper from Thailand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:
-TRON
-DIE HARD
-STAR WARS (including the visually stunning prequels, but not including EPISODE VII)
-TOTAL RECALL (1990 version)
-ROBOCOP (1987 version)
-JURASSIC PARK
-SAW series
-STARSHIP TROOPERS
-THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE
-GOODFELLAS
-THE CHANGELING (1980)
-BURNT OFFERINGS
-SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT (It is but the CITIZEN KANE of the latter part of the 20th century)
-CONTACT
-CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST
-SE7EN
-RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
-GREMLINS
-STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN
-BATMAN and BATMAN RETURNS
-SHARKNADO

Shows:
-CRIMINAL MINDS
-BATES MOTEL
-BONES
-NCIS
-THE SHIELD
-FIREFLY
-BAR RESCUE
-PARKS AND REC

Music:
-Amon Amarth
-Equilibrium
-Nokturnal Mortum
-Falkenbach
-Deathstars
-Infected Rain
-Type O Negative
-Combichrist
-Alan Silvestri
-Michael Giacchino
-Joseph Bishara
-Charlie Clouser
-Danny Elfman
-Jerry Goldsmith
-and a lot of the catchy songs played during the credits

Books:
-I'm ADD as shit, so I can't concentrate on fiction that well without reading the same paragraph five times to finally comprehend the words, and it ultimately becomes tiresome, but I do like to read many, many science articles and the occasional clickbait both on and offline, or maybe I'll browse through rejected screenplays every so often.
Six things I could never do without
Movies
Video Games
Bacon Cheeseburgers
Diet Coke
Donut Cushions
Santa Claus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how those three sea shells work.
On a typical Friday night I am
wondering if this thing is the FBI, while stalking you simultaneously.
You should message me if
You are the female version of me.
I remind you of your father for some reason.
Someone with a gun to your head is making you.
You have nothing better to do.
You're not a tranny.
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