Dates that are a little... unconventional... are sort of my thing. Message me if you own a onesie and a bong!
To make money, I do the whole "teach little people" thing. I'm like the modern day Ms. Frizzle, if you will.
I also get paid to write words which is... a word I can't think of...
Outside of work, I throw paint and glitter at canvas and light up various dance floors (often in a literal sense).
I do think there's an art to having a good conversation.
Caffeine's a close second.
I like plants and books and minimalism, too.
... you realize the previous sentence is not innuendo.
... you're without Facebook, Twitter, tumblr, Instagram, and Snapchat.
* NOTE :: when I say "I'm a hippie," this is secret code for "I'm not shaving my private square for you." Accept me as I am!
Ultimately, if you're a complex person looking for a simple relationship, you should message me!