28Orange Park, United States
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My self-summary
I like to explore vast expanses of terrain on foot. Specifically mountainous regions, on 2 week long unicorn hunting trips. I usually snag about 2 or 3 and sell the horns on eBay. I only hunt with a bow. I don't believe in using guns for hunting. That is too easy, although I am an avid fan of firearms. As you can see my income is substantial. This is achieved solely by the selling of the horns. I took one to Antique's Roadshow and it was appraised at $4,000. Marry me and you will become rich beyond your wildest dreams. I might even capture one of the unicorns alive with it's horn intact and give it to you as a token of my love.
What I’m doing with my life
Professional fondue taste tester
I’m really good at
eating fast, and driving fast.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am an extremely serious individual.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: anything spicy
TV: anything spicy
Music: currently polish and early 2nd wave Norwegian black metal. (Darkthrone, Burzum, Ulver, Emperor, MGLA, Drudkh)

BUT: I will still jam out to just about anything else if you so fancy.
Six things I could never do without
3 cans of Mountain Dew Baja Blast, mixed with 3 cans of Mountain Dew Code Red.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
On a typical Friday night I am
alcohaulin' ass.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sit down when I pee
There's nothin' that crazy 'bout me
I'm just takin' a wiz
Mind your own 'biz!
Why's everybody always starin' at me?
You should message me if
you like beer.

and money. I have lots.

P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
The two of us