Ok, so maybe not the best four word selection for an introduction I've ever come up with, but I don't see you over here being bad at self-summation like this guy right here.
For the sake of full disclosure, I'm a nerd. I make no apology about it. If that's a problem for you, go ahead close the page. I enjoy my video games. It's a living, literally, so much so that I work for a large game development company here in Maryland. I enjoy throwing on a suit of armor from time to time and going out to a field to fight other folks who are similarly gussied up. The list goes on.
Putting up with stupendous amounts of ridiculousness.
Coming up with million dollar ideas that go nowhere.
Way too many types of passable accents.
Massage Therapy(certification expired, but i'm still good at it).
Recent Musical Choices Include:
We Were Promised Jetpacks, Gwar, American Sharks, Pears, Jeff Rosenstock, Neutral Milk Hotel, Canker Blossom, Off With Their Heads, Florence and The Machine , The Heavy, Blackbird Raum, SOKO, Bear McReary, Star Fucking Hipsters, Pharaohe Monch, Japandroids, Lee Dewyze, The Mountain Goats, Amanda Palmer, Dashboard Prophets, Placebo, Lana Del Ray, Alien Ant Farm, The Procussions, Sex Pistols, Public Enemy(which always was a deceptive name), The Distillers, Tiger Army, Thomax, Days N Daze, Ghost, The Forest Rangers, The Lone Rangers
Something about hearing The Red Army Choir sing "The Cliff" has the capability of moving me to tears.
Favorite Books(right now)
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Catch 22, , The Gaunt's Ghosts series, Coriolanus, The Enemy, American Gods, Going Postal, Weapon Brown, The Wine of Dreams, Into the Maelstrom, F.E.A.R. Agent
Shows: Rick and Morty, Red Dwarf, Plebs, Archer, Sons of Anarchy, American Horror Story, Workaholics, Misfits, Vikings, Hannibal, Black Sails, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, and a little Adventure Time on the side. I'm informed I'd love Justified, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.
Movies(Off the top of my head): The 5th Element, LA Confidential, Monty Python(Anything), Cabin In The Woods, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Evil Dead Series, Django, Pacific Rim, Knights of Badassdom.
-Sleep(Because I get so little of it...)
-Glasses...I am le blind.
-Music(and lots of it). Live shows. Give them to me.
-Large amounts of sarcasm
- You wanna curl up on a couch and watch something
- You wanna stroll around and talk about nothing and everything at the same time
- You like laying on the hood of a car, listening to loud music, and staring at the stars
- You want to grab a cup of coffee
- You like giant Italian men
- You like laughing: At my expense, whenever possible.
- You wanna catch a show.
- You understand that I'm not just looking for a lay.
- You want to ask me about my beard
Best Bet? Shoot me a message. See what happens.
Side note: I can't see "likes"