PadreD
29 Glen Burnie, United States
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My self-summary
Hello. I'm a mess.
Ok, so maybe not the best four word selection for an introduction I've ever come up with, but I don't see you over here being bad at self-summation like this guy right here.

You can often find me relaxing at home, reading, listening to music, or maybe playing a game. My free time is limited so if I choose to share it with others it means I think they're worth it. For this reason I keep a relatively tight circle of friends.

I work nights primarily. To be clear and honest, I am a bouncer at a strip club in south Baltimore. If this is a problem for you, I understand. It's how I pay my bills.

I'm a nerd, I need punk shows in my system like some folk need coffee.
What I’m doing with my life
I work, I gym, and unless I have the appropriate forethought I wake up cursing and muttering "jinkies" while I paw around for my glasses.
I’m really good at
Knowing useless information.
Way too many passable accents.
Telling glaringly inappropriate jokes.
Telling people about themselves when they need to hear it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Curly black hair. Nose Ring. Beard. Tattoos. Looks like a mountain man in a filthy patched up vest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Recent Musical Choices Include:
We Were Promised Jetpacks, Gwar, American Sharks, Jeff Rosenstock, Neutral Milk Hotel, Canker Blossom, Off With Their Heads, The Heavy, Blackbird Raum, SOKO, Bear McReary, Star Fucking Hipsters, Pharaohe Monch, Japandroids, Lee Dewyze, Pears, PUP, The Mountain Goats, Amanda Palmer, Dashboard Prophets, Placebo, Lana Del Ray, Alien Ant Farm, The Procussions, Sex Pistols, Public Enemy(which always was a deceptive name), The Distillers, Tiger Army, Thomax, Days N Daze, Ghost, The Forest Rangers

Favorite Books(right now)
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Catch 22, The Gaunt's Ghosts series, Coriolanus, The Enemy, American Gods, Going Postal, Weapon Brown, The Wine of Dreams, Into the Maelstrom, F.E.A.R. Agent

Shows: Rick and Morty, Red Dwarf, Plebs, Archer, Sons of Anarchy, American Horror Story, Workaholics, Misfits, Vikings, Hannibal, Black Sails, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, and a little Adventure Time on the side. I'm informed I'd love Justified, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

Movies(Off the top of my head): The 5th Element, LA Confidential, Monty Python(Anything), Cabin In The Woods, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Evil Dead Series, Django, Pacific Rim, Knights of Badassdom.
The six things I could never do without
-Sleep(Because I get so little of it...)
-Glasses...I am le blind.
-Patience
-Music(and lots of it). Live shows. Give them to me.
-Good friends
-Large amounts of sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether placement of pineapple on pizza should be considered a capital offense or not.
On a typical Friday night I am
It's a toss-up. Friday is one of my days off so it could be a show, or hanging out, or being a lazy ass watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have more bare skin than I have tattoo ideas.
You should message me if
- You wanna talk about nerdy shit
- You wanna curl up on a couch and watch something
- You like laughing: At my expense, whenever possible.
- You want to ask me about my beard
- You want me to touch your butt and buy you tacos

Best Bet? Shoot me a message. See what happens.
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