29 Glen Burnie, United States
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My self-summary
Hello. I'm a mess.
Ok, so maybe not the best four word selection for an introduction I've ever come up with, but I don't see you over here being bad at self-summation like this guy right here.

For the sake of full disclosure, I'm a nerd. I am also a bouncer so I work a lot of nights.
What I’m doing with my life
I work, I sleep, I work again.
I’m really good at
Coming up with million dollar ideas that go nowhere.
Way too many passable accents.
Eating sushi. I'm great at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
Curly black hair. Nose Ring. Beard. Looks like Mountain Man. I was recently given the nickname "Everest" since one out of six people die trying to climb the mountain.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I adore music, and I listen to a broad range of it, excluding country almost completely. Not much of a metalhead either. In terms of shows and movies, I enjoying going to see a stage show every now and then, live bands, or a musical. I dig movies. All kinds.

Recent Musical Choices Include:
We Were Promised Jetpacks, Gwar, American Sharks, Pears, Jeff Rosenstock, Neutral Milk Hotel, Canker Blossom, Off With Their Heads, Florence and The Machine , The Heavy, Blackbird Raum, SOKO, Bear McReary, Star Fucking Hipsters, Pharaohe Monch, Japandroids, Lee Dewyze, The Mountain Goats, Amanda Palmer, Dashboard Prophets, Placebo, Lana Del Ray, Alien Ant Farm, The Procussions, Sex Pistols, Public Enemy(which always was a deceptive name), The Distillers, Tiger Army, Thomax, Days N Daze, Ghost, The Forest Rangers, The Lone Rangers

Something about hearing The Red Army Choir sing "The Cliff" has the capability of moving me to tears.

Favorite Books(right now)
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Catch 22, , The Gaunt's Ghosts series, Coriolanus, The Enemy, American Gods, Going Postal, Weapon Brown, The Wine of Dreams, Into the Maelstrom, F.E.A.R. Agent

Shows: Rick and Morty, Red Dwarf, Plebs, Archer, Sons of Anarchy, American Horror Story, Workaholics, Misfits, Vikings, Hannibal, Black Sails, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, and a little Adventure Time on the side. I'm informed I'd love Justified, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

Movies(Off the top of my head): The 5th Element, LA Confidential, Monty Python(Anything), Cabin In The Woods, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Evil Dead Series, Django, Pacific Rim, Knights of Badassdom.
The six things I could never do without
I left this section empty forever because it's a hard list to make, but here goes. In no particular order.

-Sleep(Because I get so little of it...)
-Glasses...I am le blind.
-Music(and lots of it). Live shows. Give them to me.
-Good friends
-Large amounts of sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether placement of pineapple on pizza should be considered a capital offense or not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday is one of my nights off during the month. I could he doing ANYTHING.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have more tattoo ideas than I have skin.
You should message me if
- You wanna talk about nerdy shit
- You wanna curl up on a couch and watch something
- You like laughing: At my expense, whenever possible.
- You want to ask me about my beard
- You want me to touch your butt and buy you tacos

Best Bet? Shoot me a message. See what happens.