35Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Ladies, are you looking for someone with the handsome good looks of Ryan Gosling, the killer dance moves of Magic Mike, and the endearing comedic stylings of Paul Rudd? Then you're outta luck!

However, I CAN offer good company over drinks, at least an hour of non-awkward conversation, and excellent advice on sandwich related problems.

Shoot me a message if you're in need of any of these basic human rights.
What I’m doing with my life
Work. Lots and lots of work. I'm an Art Director at an ad agency though, so I get to think of cool shit all day. It's not so bad.
I’m really good at
Eating Lobster.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: All things 90's
Shows: All things HBO and Showtime
Movies: Anything with a rottentomatoes score of 50% or less
Books: if reddit was a book, it would be my favorite
Food: Everything
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking. Aren't we all drinking? Why is this a question?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to eat fire in the circus. It's weird I know. Makes for a good party trick though.
You should message me if
you wanna grab a drink and have a laugh.
The two of us