It seems no matter what I write in here, I always attract the complete opposite of the person I am into. I am an individual who tries to find joy in the simple things of life. I enjoy laughing and often do so. I love to learn new things. I am not into the tail-gating, partying and such lifestyle. I much prefer to enjoy nature, perhaps while sipping on some delicious coffee! I like to think of others and help them when they need it. I like kind people who are compassionate. I am very spontaneous and a little obnoxious at times. I do a very good job of making people laugh! I always try to look for the best in people...unless I am driving, then I hate everyone with a fervent passion! I am constantly encouraging people to be the best they can possibly be. I believe people are a lot more capable of things then they think they are.
Making people feel good about themselves.
Wrangling children in.
Putting babies to sleep.
Saying quite ridiculous things that make no sense.
Making up my own words.
*spoiler* I am only cheerful most of the time =P
"Whaaaaaat *fist bump*"
"I bought a plant.. Nice,team spirit!... What does it do?"
"I'm so glad I don't live in the real world"
"Going to plan B....Technically that would be plan G... How many plans do we have? Is there like a plan M?...Yeah.. Hardison dies on plan M... I like plan M"
"You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook... It's never lupus"
“How do you accidentally kiss someone? Did she slip on a rug and your lips broke her fall?”
“It was one of those nights. You know the kind. Like day, but darker.”
"No I dont wash the towel, the towel washes me, who washes a towel?"
"puppy in a cuuuuup"
"I might as well call you "Bridge to Terabithia" because you make kids cry"
I solemnly swear I am up to no good"
why can't I ever feel like I slept
why guys only seem to message me for sex there has to be some gentleman out there somewhere with some class
Why am I singing this kid song
What did I start, why is everyone now singing this kid song
Netflix needs to put some more nature/science documentaries on
So if you've made it this far and deem yourself a kind compassionate soul who enjoys a little wild and a little mellow in life, then send me a message that would interest me :)