Making people feel good about themselves.
Wrangling children in.
Putting babies to sleep.
Saying quite ridiculous things that make no sense.
Making up my own words.
*spoiler* I am only cheerful most of the time =P
"Whaaaaaat *fist bump*"
"I bought a plant.. Nice,team spirit!... What does it do?"
"I'm so glad I don't live in the real world"
"Going to plan B....Technically that would be plan G... How many plans do we have? Is there like a plan M?...Yeah.. Hardison dies on plan M... I like plan M"
"You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook... It's never lupus"
“How do you accidentally kiss someone? Did she slip on a rug and your lips broke her fall?”
“It was one of those nights. You know the kind. Like day, but darker.”
"No I dont wash the towel, the towel washes me, who washes a towel?"
"puppy in a cuuuuup"
"I might as well call you "Bridge to Terabithia" because you make kids cry"
I solemnly swear I am up to no good"
why can't I ever feel like I slept
why guys only seem to message me for sex there has to be some gentleman out there somewhere with some class
Why am I singing this kid song
What did I start, why is everyone now singing this kid song
Netflix needs to put some more nature/science documentaries on
So if you've made it this far and deem yourself a kind compassionate soul who enjoys a little wild and a little mellow in life, then send me a message that would interest me :)