PainesPath
28 Wyncote, United States
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My self-summary
I have a terrible memory so please excuse any creeper factor that could be a result of multiple profile viewings

I give zero fucks about celebrities and can't stand celebrity worship.

What friends say about Cameron:
“You are a hopeful misanthrope that is interested in urban planning and architecture, Thomas Paine, and being tragically cool. mention that you are a beer snob and a secret dork.” -Janie

"He is a not so secret dork." -Cassie

"Finding a Cameron in the wild isn't difficult. They require sustenance, so start by looking at bars and sandwich places. They are also social creatures, often found at concerts or parties, or frolicking outdoors with friends. Domestication can prove trickier; they are easily startled by new stimuli so approach with care, using flattery or food bribes to earn their trust. They can be soothed by familiar music, and lulled to sleep by scalp massages. While this may sound like an unnecessary amount of effort, having your own Cameron offers myriad benefits. When properly trained, Camerons give excellent back rubs, are good listeners, can be honest and insightful, and make excellent companions." -Documentary on Cameron
What I’m doing with my life
Judging people
I’m really good at
Dad jokes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Writing:
Thomas Paine, Machiavelli, Dalai Lama, Greg Graffin, Jules Verne, Noam Chomsky, Harry Potter, Comics, HP Lovecraft, Dystopian future novels

Movies:
Monty Python, most comic movies, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Big Lebowski, Inception, fight club, the list goes on

Shows:
Archer, Burn Notice, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Are You Afraid of The Dark, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Spartacus, How I Met Your Mother, Venture Bros, Game of Thrones, firefly, The Newsroom, The Young Turks

Bands:
The Airborne Toxic Event, Bad Religion, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Bouncing Souls, Broken Social Scene, Brown Bird, Burden Brothers,Cat Stevens, The Clash, Clutch, The Cure, Dinosaur Jr., Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, The Gaslight Anthem, Gogol Bordello, The Hold Steady, Horror Pops, International Noise Conspiracy,Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Me First & The Gimme Gimmies, Murder By Death, The Naked And Famous, Nekromantix, Nick Cave, Polaris, The Pogues, Rage Against the Machine, The Ramones, The Razorbacks, The Replacements, The Roots, Social Distortion, Spinnerette, Stray Cats, Three Bad Jacks, Tiger Army, Tom Morello, Tom Waits, William Elliot Whitmore

Foods:
No fungus and nothing with more than 4 legs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I could live the rest of my life in a Halloween episode of a 90's sitcom I would
You should message me if
I'm not the type that needs to initiate conversation. If you're interested, please break the gender norm and message first

I hate small talk and would much prefer conversations about politics or religion
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