27Bremerton, United States
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My self-summary
Oh the part where I get to brag about myself awesome. Let's see here my name is Ryan, I own property on a private island, won 2 different pub golf bar crawls, and can clear a room when I sing karaoke, most importantly I'm the king/supreme dirty of a castle in Ireland so if you want to mark off dating a guy with royal/divine ties from your bucket list look no further.

Along with that I'm pretty good at painting/drawing. I just started working on writing, would maybe like to write a book one day. I like to go to concerts, Guns and Roses put in a good show last July. Camping and outdoors are pretty fun, but I can be happy indoors watching movies and Netflix. I used to work at a bar so I've grown accustom to the night scene, drinks, pool, darts, and silly drunks doing dumb things? What's not to love?
What I’m doing with my life
Pretty much what ever I feel like. I drift from gig to gig its a good life at the moment. Always have something interesting going down and pick up cool stories. Just in the past month I've been in a house fire, watched a drag show, saved someone's life, and faught a ninja.
I’m really good at
Working, Painting, Carpentry, Living in the out doors, being funny having a good time, drinking, and just being awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I try to be the funny guy so people usually notice that I make a lot of jokes. Or I look 5 years younger than I actually am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't usually watch a lot of tv but when I do it's Game of Thrones, Spartacus, Grimm, Suits, Franklin and bash, Rome, South park, Simpsons, Family guy, American dad.

Movies: I'm fairly open to most movies. worst case scenario I pretend I'm one of the puppets from Mystery Science Theater 3000 and entertain myself by making fun of it. Usually if its comedy, action, or horror we'll be fine.

Music I'm pretty much open to most music as long as it isn't something that's been over played on the radio hundreds of times in the past week.

Food: Yes food is good I like food.

Books: Usually don't have lots of time to sit and read so I audio book on the go. Big fan of Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft, and Tucker Max. Other than that I enjoy comics because they're a quick read I can squeeze into my schedule.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pondering the mysteries of the universe, New jokes, funny stuff from work, what I want from life.
On a typical Friday night I am
The word typical doesn't really apply to my weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was my highschool mascot
You should message me if
You want to, I don't know this part seems kinda unnecessary.
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