30Prince Frederick, United States
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My self-summary
I am a gypsy-elf creature... I belong in nature. I sing, I dance, I do kung fu and various martial arts forms, yoga, meditation, and if I massage your feet, you're going to want to have sex with me... but that is not required. I like to sketch the human form and write diddles. I enjoy flow arts and dance. I eat healthy and love herbs~ I'm really interested in wood burning, alternative construction, and aquaponics.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently built a geodesic dome on family land am living in it. I'm getting ready to rig up a mini home studio to record all winter long. I just hung my heavy bag on a new stand and I've been training on that and nunchucks. I'm preparing to go to massage school and get certified finally. I've done it all my life (learned from my mother), and I currently get paid to do it for a few people, but I'm at the point in my life that I want more reliable income and I'm too good not to have a proper business.😌 When it's warm out I play music in downtown Annapolis by the water, and I will be playing a few indoor gigs this fall and winter. I also hope to start doing pyrography while hibernating.
I’m really good at
Healing touch, kick yo ass touch, making simple yet sumptuous healthy meals, tap dancing, tap assing, witty jokes, sketching, musicality... I used to meditate a lot, I'm trying to get back to that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smell good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Siddhartha, Steppenwolf, Essays by Emerson, The Power of Now, Job's Body, LOTR...

Movies: Milo and Ottis, Gladiator, The Fountain, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Ip Man, Avatar, The Avengers, Elysium

Shows: Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny, Walking Dead, Adventure Time, Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra, Key and Peele, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Rec

Music: Jeff Buckley, Ani Difranco, Martin Sexton, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Blues Traveller, Muse, RHCP, Queen, Coldplay, Jack Johnson, Jimi Hendrix, Beatles, Elton john, Billy Joel, Bob Marley, Classical, Indian Classical, Middle Eastern, Brazilian, anything ethnic and worldly...

Food: Eggs, Lox, Avacados, Nuts, Kefir, Spelt bread, Potatos, Salad, Venison, Goose, Kombucha, Coconut Water, Odwalla Superfood Juice (Green Drank!)
Six things I could never do without
Sunshine, Music, Dance, Contact, New knowledge, Sanctuary
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bernie Sanders. How is what I'm eating affect my body. What happened to the years? Future technology. Corruption in society throughout history. People I know. Larger archetypal movements in the collective psyche. When are the space ships gonna land? What is that curious scent?
On a typical Friday night I am
a Power Ranger. a Toadstool. a Giant Scorpion. a GoGo Dancer with Wings!!!

...fuck if I know, drum circles and lycanthropic orgies! That would be ideal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have athlete's foot. It's not terrible, but it's plagued me since me wee years and I have to use copious amounts of eucalyptus oil on me socks. Die ye dastardly toe scum! Submit to the Minty Freshness! ...something like that.
You should message me if
you're a savage half-ogre she-beast with six titties and a toothy snatch. :) bring it!
The two of us