I'm smart and decent-looking, sometimes fun
(where "fun" refers to nerdy, geeky things -
like politics and board games. Also, one
likes beating people up, and sometimes sings).
I *don't* like "isms," sex- or otherwise
(including "chivalry." I mean it. Don't).
I *do* like nonsense, word games, and most guys
Who wear eyeliner. Oh, and Francophones.
My job and pets consume most of my time,
And while I usually do fine alone,
Some things are better done partners in crime
(well, but: crime isn't something I condone).
So far, no luck in finding a good match,
Despite the fact I clearly am a catch.
If I'm walking my dog, probably her. She's funny looking.
Books: one about dog behaviour (a friend wrote a chapter of it!), and the Portable Dorothy Parker.
Shows / movies: desperate to rewatch Orphan Black before season 2 starts, most recent movie was actually -- at a coworker's insistence -- Moonstruck. (When someone is that crazy, you report them to the authorities, you do not sleep with them.)
Music: various Sultans of String songs, aaaaand the eponymous World on Edge album (which I used to have on cassette). Shut up, it's awesome.