Papermachetes
27 Colchester, United States
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My self-summary
A coward I am, but an expert on bulls I am not.

If you know what that's a reference to, we'll probably be best friends.

UPDATE: I shaved my head recently. So my pictures may not be strictly representative. I'll update them soon
What I’m doing with my life
Working the 9-5 office grind like a good corporate drone.
I’m really good at
Overall, being roguish and charming.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, man. I've been told I always walk like I've got somewhere to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I was informed that it's gauche and pretentious to have long lists of your favorite things in this section. Welp.

BOOKS: Lord of the Barnyard, Blood Meridian, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Beneath the Bonfire, East of Eden, Bury Me Standing, A Fine Balance, Waiting for the Barbarians, The Devil's Highway, Stealing Jesus, A Poetics for Bullies, Knockemstiff, The Emperor of All Maladies, Firelord, Different Seasons, Sum, Driftless, Kornwolf, The Painted Bird

MOVIES: Children of Men, Withnail and I, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Intacto, No Country for Old Men, The Prestige, Hot Fuzz, The Sunset Limited, Inglorious Basterds, Talk To Her, The Pianist, Everything is Illuminated, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Snatch, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pan's Labyrinth, Downfall, Cloud Atlas, There Will Be Blood, The Devil's Backbone, Fury Road, Unbreakable, Eastern Promises, Ed Wood

TV: The Mighty Boosh, The Fades, Bob's Burgers, Spaced, The Venture Brothers, Archer, Black Books, Game of Thrones, Firefly, The Wire, Red Riding, Breaking Bad

And a metric ton more. Just ask me, I'll talk for hours.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, water, food, sunlight, clothing, shelter

Clever. Ever so clever.
On a typical Friday night I am
In bed by 11
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was five, I ate a box of chalk. The whole box. I thought it was candy.

Also, I've killed a man.
You should message me if
You won't
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