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My self-summary
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40 they already know!

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you
right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her!

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart then you'll always be sad..........
What I’m doing with my life
Actually appreciating everyday above ground, knowing I'm on the back side
of my life! I now realize just how precious
and short our lives are, in comparison
to the beginning of time, the centuries
behind us and the future that won't be ours!
Maybe we ought to sell a 100 year watch counting Down the minutes we assume that we have on earth.
Like toilet paper, when you get near the end it goes by really fast. My humor!
Hope it made you smile?
I’m really good at
As a landlord there's probably nothing I can't fix, well maybe a nuclear reactor!
The first things people usually notice about me
The halo above my head? (just kidding)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite author, Steven Hunter, read all 15 of his books!
Harlen Coben & Clive Cussler, Enjoy theatre, off beat movies, Dexter, Curb your Enthusiam and recently, "Criminal Minds" Pizza affectionado!!!just ask
Six things I could never do without
"Toilet Paper"
my pants,and
my sense of humor
(if you haven't already noticed)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I want to do today!
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing anything I want!
Actually I do that 24/7
No set schedule or agenda
just living the dream.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You'll have to be naked to find out! (lol)
You should message me if
you read my profile and find the humor in it.
The two of us