32Buffalo, United States
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My self-summary
Quite skeptical

Not expecting anything from this, sadly. I don't want to be exclusive on date two, if you start dropping hints at marriage after a week, please exit now. My sarcasm and whit are sharp and never fails to bring a smile to any woman's face ;) if I haven't scared you off by now feel free to message me. If you can take extreme sarcasm and quick whit and dish it back you get brownie points and I ask you message me immediately.
What I’m doing with my life
Work 50+ hrs a week. Relax with friends. Hit up dive bars. Loves sports, maybe bc I'm a guy, maybe bc I've played all my life. If you don't like that, tough.
I’m really good at
Being cynical. Making people laugh, I'm extremely good at this, but you have to know me to further understand my humor is usually extremely cynical. Ummmm I'm an expert on the grill, I can cook just about anything (yes, a man that can cook!!)
The first things people usually notice about me
My baby blue eyes ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Juiced. Salem's Lot. Mostly non fiction.
Six things I could never do without
Good whiskey
sex ( yes, it's that important)
my work boots
a car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Too many things, important and not
On a typical Friday night I am
Friends, beer, darts? Anything that seems fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I chew tobacco on occassion. None of that pussy Skoal shit.
You should message me if
If you want something casual

if you're not looking for a husband on date 2 ( some of you ladies are crazy)

If you like interesting conversations about anything from who your favorite porn star is to what you think about the Occupy movement

if you're not prude (sorry, I'm overtly sexual and sometimes quite offensive)

if you like FUN
The two of us