25 Kenilworth, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
This whole thing needs a rewrite. Who wants to read an essay anyway? So hi. I like stuff. I don't like some other stuff.

Eh. I hate these things.

I feel older than I am and enjoy old-womany things like baking, crochet and reading, as well as things like firebreathing, jaywalking and hours and hours and hours in front of my xbox. Or my computer.

I like beards and Canadians. I don't like idiots. I like my food way too much.

I love pranks. If I live with someone, it's pretty much an ongoing prank war.
What I’m doing with my life
Student graduate with a small business in Canine Behaviourism. It's pretty fun, I get to play with puppies sometimes. I also work as a buying assistant for a small company.
When not doing businessy things like having meetings and buying stock, I'm sitting on my tod arsing about on various games. If only I could be paid for that.
I’m really good at
Drawing and writing I guess. I'm also partial to a little firebreathing.
I'd say I know a fair bit about Psychology and Early Modern History, but nowhere near as much as I would like to know.
I'm good with animals. Excellent with them, I'd go as far to say. Gotta love those furry little monsters. Probably a good thing too, considering I work with dogs.
Cooking steak. You haven't lived until you've had it.
Cooking/baking/making any kind of pudding.
Five Finger Filet. My advice; don't use a big knife if you've got little hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I couldn't tell you, I've never asked...
Though it's probably the chesticles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Classical, Metal, Rock, the old cheesy crap I listened to as a kid, and such. Provided it's not dubstep or some other variant of utter crap, I'm happy.
Comedies, Dramas, Documentaries and the like. Breaking Bad and GoT are naturally in my top favourites, though GoT is slipping a bit. So long as it's not romantic, we're good.
Generally horrors, adventures, thrillers, comedies and such. I can't stand romantic films though. How depressingly cliche, boring and vomit inducing. The only one I can say I do like is Moulin Rouge, and that's mainly for the music. and Ewan McGregor.
I'll try anything once. But I'm a sucker for cheese, shortbread, cheese and onion crisps, rare steak, or anything unhealthy. No one has ever been able to make a better steak than me. I have made, and consumed, an entire Scooby Doo sandwich before.
And as for books? I read lots, but don't have a particular favorite. I hate Twilight with a passion. And 50 Shades of Shite. What a god-awful book.
The six things I could never do without
I suppose it would be my phone, my consoles, internet, family and my friends. My bed wouldn't go amiss either, I do enjoy my sleep!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A lot of things. I'm fairly imaginative, which comes in useful often. I also like to think about beards. I love beards. I wish I had a beard. I knitted a beard.

Deadpool. I fucking LOVE Deadpool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually down the pub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One night at my favorite pub, I stayed after closing time with a few friends to chat to the landlord and have a final drink. I popped down to the loo, and seeing as I was (I thought) the only female in the building, I needn't bother closing the stall door, only to have the landlord's wife walk in on me. Oops.
You should message me if
You want to. It really is that simple.

But please don't if you have kids or want kids. I'm not interested.