29Des Plaines, United States
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My self-summary
I like to slap women and use their mouths. Everything can be discussed in PM.
What I’m doing with my life
Floating along.
I’m really good at
Angering people with sarcasm.
Brevity. Guitar. Seriously, I'm really fucking good.

I like cutting to the chase pretty quickly...please don't chat me about the weather or anything like that...being well put together is OK but I prefer grit. Tell me about fears/insecurities/off-beat shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very tall and have sexy calves.

Seth Rogen a lot as well. Blue eyes that'll make your grandma feel like a schoolgirl again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Dark tower series.
Biographies...Steve Jobbs/Ben Franklin/Einstein.

Coldplay to The Black Dahlia Murder. I also play the guitar, so I tend to appreciate anything really musically interesting.

New Protest the Hero is the shit.
Six things I could never do without
A hoody.
A respectable wallet.
Diet soda.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why one person can't be everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm a cyclical creature. I don't really have typical behavior. I like to drink good craft beer and I like to belly laugh with friends. Mix and match however you like and that's how I'd choose to spend any day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you ask I'll book.
You should message me if
You wanna talk about something awesome.

You can prove that there are decent female guitarists out there. Let's jam?

I've got a thing for colored eyes and petite women. My preference--I know what I'm attached to.

If you wear dresses.

Also, if you're pretty. Not hot.
The two of us