I moved to Los Angeles several years ago because I always wanted to live near the ocean. Mission accomplished. Everything else that happens in my life from here on out is just icing on the cake, obviously.
I read a lot, I watch a lot of sports, I love the beach, I will obsessively listen to the same song over and over, and I'm interested in just about everything. I put mustard on my French fries and I have a favorite towel which is massively useful. I'm never bored.
Personally, I'm an optimist and I enjoy being awed by the world. Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all.
Music: The Smiths, The Hold Steady, Pulp, Titus Andronicus, Britpop, indie, punk, American Music Club, slocore, anything with lyrics, essentially, that's not heavy metal. I hate heavy metal.
TV Shows: Daria, Arrested Development, Community, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Lip Sync Battle, Bojack Horseman
Movie: The Dark Knight, Beautiful Girls, Life is Beautiful, Conspiracy, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Rent, anything with Edward Norton or Denzel Washington
Food: Indian, Italian, Mexican, anything spicy. The Parma Parma Parma Chameleon burger. Chicken from Gentle Farms Chicken but not chicken from those criminals at Chicken 4Dayz. Is it edible? I'll eat it. Especially if it's doused in hot sauce. Unless it's cabbage. I don't eat cabbage.
Update: I'm over the fruit loop flavored vodka. I've moved on to the cherry-flavored whiskey. Mmmmm.
- You are witty, sarcastic, intelligent, and perhaps a little bit eccentric or at least tolerate those qualities in someone else.
- You are interested in learning Pittsburghese. (Lesson #1: It's called "pop" not "soda.")
- You hate sauerkraut.
- Voices call from a yellow road...
- You understood one of the eleven witty references littered throughout this profile.