24Saratoga Springs, United States
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My self-summary
This is the tale of a man who has yet to realize his destiny.

Whatever grading program they have calls me less well-read. I am deeply offended by this assessment of my person.

I'm just as comfortable discussing the weather as I am discussing particle physics (also if you want to discuss particle physics we can totally do that. Physics in general is awesome).

I'm not often around people who take pictures, and don't like taking pictures of myself, so my newest photo is from almost 6 months ago.

Lá ilyë yantë ranya nar vanwë.
What I’m doing with my life
I've just started classes again, and am majoring in Computer Engineering with the intent to move into cybernetic prosthetics/augmentations (pretty much replacing body parts with machines and having them interface fully with our brain as if they were the real body part. I try to fit in working out 5 days a week and working, but some days I simply don't have time for one of them.

Right now I'm doing whatever work study says I need to do, and spend my winters working as a snowboard instructor.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at coming from out of left field. I'm like a hobbit; you can learn all there is to know about me in six months, and a decade later I'll still surprise you.
The first things people usually notice about me
Choose one or more of the following:
my tattoos
my hair
my status as a slab of meat pretending to be human.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tolkien, R. A. Salvatore, Asimov, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There.

Movies: Monty Python, The Matrix, Alice in Wonderland, Animal House, John Dies at the End.

Shows: Invader Zim, Supernatural, Cowboy Bebop, Doctor Who, along with others.

Music: Deftones, Chevelle, Daft Punk, Yoko Kanno & The Seatbelts, Nobuo Uematsu, Lamb of God, The Prodigy, pretty much anything by Corey Taylor. And more.

Food: Recently, chicken with some form of rice or salad. Haven't been drinking much besides water either. 90% of what I eat I make myself (including sauces & dressings). Feels pretty good.

Games: I play games driven by story and strategy. Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Persona, Devil May Cry, as well as DotA 2. I don't aim quickly enough for FPS games.
Six things I could never do without
A good story (game or book, doesn't quite matter)
My music
Good friends
erm...somewhere to work out, I guess?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
We evolve beyond the person we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance with each turn.

Seriously, though, what the fuck happened to mixtapes?
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing some form of game with other people, or working out. I'm not much for spending my nights at bars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In heaven's stead, I smite clothing.

Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicholas Cage.

Unbifurcated garments are an occupational hazard for me.
You should message me if
Repeat after me: "none of this is happening. Somewhere, there's a man with a typewriter..."
The two of us