I'm fairly certain I'm funny.
I try to be positive as much as possible. It's really the most logical choice. Being negative is so unproductive. If I'm going to be unproductive I'd rather do that over something fun like google imaging bears. I'll wait while you try it.
Despite whatever shortcomings, I'm the guy that will hold the door open for you.
A Drink Before the War - Dennis Lehane
Invisible Monsters - Chuck Palahniuk
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
A People's History of The United States - Howard Zinn
The Book of Basketball - Bill Simmons
Villa Incognito - Tom Robbins
The Giving Tree - Shel Silverstein
The Outsiders - I forget
Memento, Brick, Top Gun, Wedding Crashers is all you really need.
A Wilhelm Scream, The Gaslight Anthem, Lucero, Otis Redding, Every Time I Die, The Receiving End of sirens, Jay-Z, Ghostface Killah, The Alkaline Trio, Obie Trice, Secret Lives of Freemasons, Strung Out, Frank Sinatra, Propagandhi, Dragonforce, Rx Bandits, Unearth, Circa Survive, The Riot Before, Elton John, Glassjaw, Polar Bear Club, Make Do and Mend, Damned Things, Horrible Crowes, Eyedea, Kid Cudi, P.O.S., The Bled, Josh Moore, Beloved, Staring Back, Gatsbys American Dream, Brother Ali, The Get Up Kids, Jason Mraz, Between the Buried and Me, Wilson Pickett, Wale, Dear Landlord, Crime In Stereo, The Swellers, and probably more.
Steak (Anything I grill really though)
Ribs (I suck at grilling those)
A Great Sandwich
a Real Juicy Orange
Pizza and Beer.
Bodies of Water