I'm fairly certain I'm funny.
I try to be positive as much as possible. It's really the most logical choice. Being negative is so unproductive. If I'm going to be unproductive I'd rather do that over something fun like google imaging bears. I'll wait while you try it.
Despite whatever shortcomings, I'm the guy that will hold the door open for you.
A Drink Before the War - Dennis Lehane
Invisible Monsters - Chuck Palahniuk
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
A People's History of The United States - Howard Zinn
The Book of Basketball - Bill Simmons
Villa Incognito - Tom Robbins
The Giving Tree - Shel Silverstein
The Outsiders - I forget
Memento, Brick, Top Gun, Wedding Crashers is all you really need.
It used to be more punk rock. Amd sometimes it still is. But it's more Country/Americana these days. Okay, there's still a healthy amount of punk rock.
Steak (Anything I grill really though)
Ribs (I suck at grilling those)
A Great Sandwich
a Real Juicy Orange
Pizza and Beer.
Bodies of Water