Is that so wrong?!
I have THE most amazing view of the Golden Gate Bridge that the Richmond District possesses...I spend a good portion of my time gazing upon it...working at the finest Credit Union this city offers...and making new friends where I can.
Maybe....(But, I really am a magician, just as a "hobby"...card tricks, coin tricks, guess I'm full of tricks...).
Oooh, and trivial knowledge. The more absurd and random it is, the more chance there is that I know it.
After speaking with me, it would probably be my "Midwestern charm".
We ARE really nice.
Please and thank you, always.
Rude people bum me out.
For fun....I dig Clutch, Mindless Self Indulgence, Fiona Apple, Tool, twenty one pilots, random indie stuff you've may have never heard of, all the way to Jim Croce and Bill Withers...I was a radio DJ for 10+ years...I know my shit...musically.
TV: Meh....does football count? (Go Pack Go!)
Books: Conversations with God Volume One.
Movies: Eternal Sunshine..., Pulp Fiction, Big Lebowski...you know, the good stuff.
Food: What have you got?
And...1 other thing I guess I can name later...see...I am super low maintainence.
This gorgeous bridge.
Even tastier food.
(*hangs head in shame, shoves hands in pockets, kicks the dirt, trudges away solemnly)
*You have tats? Plus!
*Got fun colored hair? Double plus!
*You aren't boring? I'm frickin' sold!
Let's do this.....