34Chandler, United States
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My self-summary
*Quick update: Going through a super painful medical thing at the moment and a bit out of sorts from the medication. Not life threatening or patient zero of for the zombie-pocalypse just super painful. Surgery soon and with a little recovery time afterwards. So apologies for any late replies for a bit or any poorly spelt msgs that do make it out. Pro tip: don't try and answer questions while under painkillers as you'll mess up your reading comprehension and choose something out of character like keeping the 2nd amendment over voting rights @_@

Hello, Arizona! So I've recently uprooted myself and a few belongings from the greenery of Wisconsin and traded them in for the open skies and mountain ranges of Arizona along with a brand new job!

So pardon the dust a bit while I settle into life in Phoenix/Chandler and nail down the tent poles of being an adult.

Right now with my work, I may not be able to reply to messages till late afternoon or early evening. Also, I lack a a-list accounts so if you like anything you see here let me know in a msg :)

While you wait, feel free to browse the questions. I tend to do better expounding on pointed questions than the open-ended 'Distil your entire being into this blank section of the webs'!

More info and pictures to come soon~ish
What I’m doing with my life
Little more than half a year into my exodus from the Land of Cheese and Snow and I've set up in a new apartment and well into my new career. The only downside is I'm practically a vampire minus the liquid diet as live a third shift life. Which makes getting out and meeting new people more than a little difficult right now. Working like the dickens to turn that around!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd say my chrome dome and whatever facial foliage I'm cultivating at the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Books: All of them! I'm a voracious reader. I can, and have, tune out the entire world for days while I get absorbed into a good book. Mainly fiction, graphic novels, and the occasional biography.

Now Reading: A whole lot. Just finished up books by Brandon Sanderson, Susan Denard, and N. K. Jemisin. Always on the lookout for something new!

Movies: Princess Bride, Pacific Rim, The whole slate of Marvel studio films, Mad Max, Star Wars (mainly a love reignited by the new film) the Potters, a huge nerd for the old Muppet stuff from Capper to Dark Crystal.

TV: Archer, Bob's Burgers, Game of Thrones (though some of the deviations are irksome and I could do without the insesant drum beat of rape), Steven Universe.
Six things I could never do without
-My kindle full of books and various things to read
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm working or home sick. Unfortunately for now my schedule is stuck firm and in third shift mode to boot. Working toward changing this asap but for now it's reality.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One of the reasons I've been hitting the gym is I'd like to try my hand at cosplaying at one of the bigger cons and want to look my best!
You should message me if
-You're looking for a smart, amazing guy who enjoys the nerdier side of life to be your partner in crime!

-You have a good book/show to recommend and want someone to squee over it with.

-You need a cohort for a co-op video game

- You know where to find good cheese and pizza here. Seriously. At this point walking by deli counters feels like a funeral procession.


-You're just looking to make a new friend :)

A quick note: While I'm not expecting to fall into a physical or sexual tryst right from the start, please understand that I am looking for a sex-positive relationship. If you identify as more asexual or don't enjoy being physically intimate that's okay and we could still be good friends but it rules out being anything more than friends. :)
The two of us