31San Francisco, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I hate writing these things. I mean what the hell are you supposed to say? I'm a studly man, come feel my biceps and rub on my sixpack (disclaimer sixpack is covered with a fine layer of chub). Or maybe that I am a giant damn dork who has a penguin collection and sometimes acts like a velociraptor. Yes I have a velociraptor impression and it is amazing. It really is a pain in the butt to try and give a sense of your personality through text, but screw it why not?

Let's go out to dinner then take a walk through the park getting high and talking about nonsense.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to pay rent and figure out what I'm doing with my life I'm almost 32 and have no clue wtf.
I’m really good at
Making awkward moments hilarious instead of awkward. Acting like a 5 year old even though I am over 30. Making a complete fool of myself in public and not caring. Licking random peoples faces.
The first things people usually notice about me
How tall I am, that my beard is red, or my piercings and tattoos. That I am a 30 foot tall lake monster from the paleolithic era.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: Anything by L.E. Modsitt Jr.
Favorite Movies: A Knights Tale or Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo Decaprio.
Favorite Shows: Dark Angel, Angel, Firefly, Chuck
Favorite Music: The Offspring, Flogging Molly, Mumford and Sons, Dropkick Murphys ect.
Food: I LOVE all food. I enjoy cooking and eating but if I had to pick a favorite it would be sushi
Six things I could never do without
My phone, The internet, my laptop, books, good food, and beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything, I enjoy learning and pondering the universe and reading about random stuff on Wikipedia. Why cheesecake is called cheesecake instead of creamcheese pie. What I would do during an alien invasion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either Playing video games on the computer or out at the bar playing pool and meeting people. Dancing naked on the summer solstice. Having nerf gun fights in the nude, building lego cities and pretending I am godzilla and smashing them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a meat popsicle!!
You should message me if
You want to talk, are interested, want to meet up ect. Don't be afraid to message me I like a girl who's not afraid to go after what they want. If you can get down with some crazy adventure ideas and want to go dive off a 150ft cliff into to ocean with me.

Or if you want to say screw all this and just run of to Las Vegas and get married and see how things turn out.
The two of us