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My self-summary
So I'm Chris and I need to get around to changing this profile around, update pending. In the meanwhile, feel free to ask any questions, otherwise I'll go wait over here.

/Proceeds to lounge in the corner wearing two dressing gowns cause it's pretty cold and one doesn't cut it anymore.
What I’m doing with my life
Oh, you're still here? What am I doing with my life? Well apart from working out in the field trying to make some piece of bushland nicer, I'm playing board or computer games.

Doesn't it feel weird to be an adult? Turns out there isn't a clear delineation between being an old child to a young adult. But one day you are running errands, talking to real estate agents, calling solicitors, organising a checkup for that little kink in your back cause you want to make sure it doesn't become a bigger problem, oh and I need to make sure that loan repayment goes through properly and the car probably needs to go into a service when am I going to find the time to organise that to go iOH MY GOD AM I AN ADULT NOW?
I’m really good at
Asking people questions to get people talking, playing board games, teaching board games, rambling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Rather then just list stuff, I’ll just list my very favourites, and a few reasons -why- I like them.

Visual Media (Comedy): Scott Pilgram vs. the World.
Every time I watch it I pick up on new things, it is a fresh kind of funny, it has plenty of gaming references, the comic book aesthetic, the music, the split takes…

Visual Media (Comedy/Horror): Cabin in the Woods.
Joss Whedon is genius, breaks the mould in all the right places with twists to actually keep you guessing.

Audiophony (Cause that’s a word): Gomez, The Exies, Celldweller, The Glitch Mob, Bjork, Gotye, Muse.
Yeah, ok, it is hard to pick one.

Written Media: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality HPMOR
I liked the original works, but I kept thinking there are a lot of unanswered questions -- this story asks them, and a whole bunch more! It’s funny, it’s moving, it’s sad, it’s educational and, it’s the best thing I’ve ever read!
Six things I could never do without
Well, the six things that have the biggest influence in my life are; my health, my car, my phone, my computer, my place and people I directly know. I know - kind of a cop out, but I either go the really obvious route, or the horribly specific route.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What -don’t- I think about! But for sake of my sanity, I’ll list -some- of the things I think about

Should Euthanasia be legalised? Are our thoughts limited by language? What would be your graffiti tag be? Is there such a thing as Good and Evil - or is it just a construct of mankind? What would you want to be reincarnated as? What rate do you charge your free time at? Why is it that this OKCupid profile is replacing all my double spacing between each sentence with single spacing? Why are there lots of people that hunt for the best parking spot in a shopping center when there are hundreds of free ones like 20 meters away? When is the next Evangelion Movie actually going to come out, and is it going to be screened in Australia, and will it be subtitled when it does? How would I go about making the most profit from owning a Portal Gun? If my friends were going to make a band, who would have what roles? If I was able to ask Tim Minchin one question, what question would it be? Do old people wear old people clothes because old people wear old people clothes, or because they just got older wearing the clothes they used to wear? What am I going to be like when I grow old? What would my life be like if I was born a girl? If I had a time machine, how would I use it? Furthermore, would I be able to use it and not create a paradox? Would the rate of inflation be different if humans lived for radically longer period of time? What would I do if I was “elected” ruler of Earth and how long would it be before I was assassinated? If I could relive my life from any point in my life so far, would I, and if so, from what point?

[How much would you sell/lease your hearing/sight?, How awesome the fan fiction "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality," why people are mentioning they like using the Oxford Comma in OKC profiles, especially when it raises just as many ambiguities in its absence (((oh, look how fancy I am in using a grammatical device that has little practical application))), If it were your job to consume alcohol, how much could you realistically be able to consume?]

That is seriously the tip of the iceberg.
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, I just managed to get into a Dungeons and Dragons group which runs every second Friday, and by golly it is some of the most fun I've had. My cheeks hurt from smiling so much in the last session we had, it was bonkers fun.
You should message me if
You have something interesting to say. Or you want to hear me rabbit on about something which I hope sounds interesting.
You want to play some board games. Cause board games are awesome. My favourites at the moment are Alchemists, Viticulture, and Concordia.
You want to play something online.
I'm up for a lot of different things, at the moment I'm getting into PUBG and Diablo 3, but playing them by myself is kind of dull, and playing PUBG by yourself kind of makes me jittery, having an extra person really helps mellow things out a bit.
The two of us