Going to school for Graphic Design (Advanced Coloring)
Trying to make it thru adulthood without actually growing up
pissing people off [I don't even have to try :) ]
creating edible masterpieces (you're gonna like it)
forgetting stupid shit I've done when I'm drunk
My great legs and ass, so I'm told
My awesome sense of humor (I hope my shocking sense of humor will get you to drop your panties) ; )
Movies: Dumb and Dumber, the Goonies, White Chicks, Our Idiot Brother, Napoleon Dynamite, Wayne's World 1&2, Terminator, anything Will Ferrell, Jason Segel, Mel Brooks, Adam Sandler flicks, Forrest Gump, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, the first Star Wars trilogy, Back to the Future trilogy, Kill Bill Vol. 1&2, Seeking a friend for the end of the world, Ted, Catch me if you can, Muppet movies, Batman trilogy, Marvel Films, any and all Disney flicks with special interest in Pixar animation
Shows: Dexter, Weeds, Shameless, Planet Earth, Californication, United States of Tara, L Word, Modern Family, Animal Practice, that 70 show, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, American Dad, History Channel, original Looney Tunes,Animaniacs, misadventures of Flapjack, Spongebob Squarepants, Man VS Food, Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, HDTV.
Music: Beatles, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, iron and wine, Joseph aurther, MGMT,Rilo Kiley, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Tegan and Sara, Weezer, Stardust, Daft Punk, 60's, 70's, 80's, some 90's, early 2000's and classical music, just a little rap.
Food: 99% raw fruits and vegetables at the moment, but I love sushi, mexican, Italian, burgers, chili cheese fries, you name it. homemade mac and cheese is the best.
...you love critters(I call all animals critters)
...you use movie references in your everyday life.
...you like to do 5k mudruns. please be active.
...you think these questions are weird to answer.
...you need a drinking buddy.
If you message me...all your wildest dreams will come true.