27Lewisham, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I can down a pint in one, apply lipstick perfectly with no mirror in a moving vehicle and walk in six-inch heels. I write things, and occasionally people even give me money for it. I like musicals and glitter and gin and debauchery. I want to be Jennifer Saunders when I grow up.

Queer, kinky, poly. I can and do enjoy excellent sex with people of all genders, but I only fall in love with women. I suppose I'm what you might call an "experienced submissive", and I wouldn't be happy in a vanilla relationship for long. I'm the secondary partner of someone whom I adore, but in terms of capital-'R'-relationships I'm currently single.

I'm a bit of a hippie under all this eyeliner.
What I’m doing with my life
I write for a living, because someone's got to. I live alone in a little flat in south-east London where I intend to throw a lot of parties once my renovations are done. I talk a lot.
I’m really good at
Being overcome with endearingly British awkwardness when asked to sing my own praises. Also kneading bread dough.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a filthy cackle and I wear far too much jewellery.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like books with women in, films with songs in, television with emotions in, music with glitter in and food with cheese in. I also like a lot of other things.
Six things I could never do without
Only six? Good god, woman, you haven't seen the size of my suitcase yet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This week it's curtain poles. Buying them turns out to be more complicated than you might imagine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Despairing of the fact that I'm apparently old enough now to have "a typical Friday night".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm absolutely terrible at keeping anything about myself private for long.
You should message me if
You're an outgoing queer poly domme. Or if you just fancy a gin and tonic.
The two of us