On to my self-summary:
Got out of a relationship not too long ago and looking for new female friends, not in a rush to get involved with anyone, just expand my circle of friends. The quality of life is defined by those you surround yourself with.
Qualities I value in a friend are honesty, maturity, supportive, openness, trustworthy, intelligence, respectful, good company/conversation, interesting, adaptive and accepting. You don't need to posses all of them, but it gives you a general idea.
Must tolerate dogs. My puppy is like a child.
In person: I'm tall and loud (my voice is deep and tends to carry and go through walls)
Do school books count?
Futurama Movies, Grandma's Boy, The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Office Space, Undercover Brother, Saving Grace.
Futurama, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Archer, American Dad, Boondocks, Weeds, Real Time, South Park, Pawn Stars, How it's made/Factory made, Chopped, Countdown with Keith Olbermann
Bootsy Collins, George Clinton, Ben Harper, Old School, Funk
I'm a bit of a foodie, whatever doesn't eat me first
I enjoy cooking for myself but still have a lot to learn.
I do dice, chop and clean if I know someone willing to cook.
Sleep (good bed)
How men are looking for a physical relationship that has the chance of getting emotional and women are looking for an emotional relationship that has the chance of getting physical.
How men wear their sexuality on their sleeve but hide emotions for fear of being labeled and women wear their emotions on their sleeve but hide their sexuality for fear of being labeled.
Watch this video and you'll be thinking about it afterwards:
If you want to and have something to say, want to go golfing/sailing/snowboarding or you cook well and want an assistant in the kitchen. You want to meet for coffee and a walk or people watching. You want to go out for a drink and dancing downtown. Or if you own a boat and want to take me wake boarding or fishing.
If i messaged you with "hello" it wasn't because I was lazy or unimaginative, it's because "hello" is a standard greeting in the western world and the way I greet people face to face. I'm going to save my creativity and wittiness for those who are willing to say "hi" back. My reasoning is my time is valuable and I'm not going to waste it trying to charm someone who clearly isn't interested. Don't expect me to say "hello" more than once. I'm nice until provoked so "If you can't say something nice....". I have no problem blocking anyone who is hostile towards me (this means you).
If you noticed me look at your profile but didn't message you it was either because I'm not interested, something on your profile made me feel that you wouldn't be interested, I already messaged you and you never replied (this app tells me who I messaged even if it was long ago), or I'm just "browsing". The only way to find out is message me.