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My self-summary
I am a sarcastic geek with a penchant for using words that are far too big and making references no one gets.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, a lot, I have two jobs. When I'm not doing that, usually writing or hanging out with friends.
I’m really good at
I am really REALLY good at useless trivia. Especially movie trivia. I came up with an entire story linking every movie Kurt Russell was in. Probably shouldn't be proud of that but I am. I also make terrible puns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love Terry Pratchett and Stephen King, Song of Ice and Fire, Vineland, Dresden Files, Ishmael, World War Z, Tristram Shandy, Tale of Two Cities, Canterbury Tales, Shakespeare, Joseph Andrews...

Movies: Way too many. Bad Horror and Good Comedy are favorites.
Serenity, Ghostbusters, Army of Darkness, Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein, Back to the Future, Big Trouble in Little China, The Princess Bride, The Shining, Beetlejuice, Dead Alive, The Omen, Fright Night, A Life Less Ordinary, Formula 51, Shaun of the Dead, The Cutting Edge, Survive Style 5

Television: I don't watch much lately but some all time favorites are Community, Restaurant Impossible, Firefly, The Unusuals, Spaced, and the IT Crowd

Music: I will listen to literally anything and find something to like about it. There are very few songs or artists I absolutely hate. I can sing along to absolute trash and be content

Food: I enjoy foods of all kinds. I like cooking new things and going to new restaurants to try new kinds of foods.
Six things I could never do without
Pen and paper
A sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's next? Who would win in a fight, The Dread Pirate Roberts or Jack Sparrow?
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't think I have a "typical" friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not all that private, ask me anything
You should message me if
If you have a good sense of humor, and want to have an actual human (or non-human, I'm not picky) conversation. If I have messaged you, it means I have actually read your profile (shocking I know) and think we would legitimately have something to talk about, if you read this and think the same, I invite you to do the same.
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