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My self-summary
INFP or J, depending I'm a J.
What I’m doing with my life
Bein' a murse in Indianapolis and moving to NYC. I have stories, and the ones worth telling involve fluids. Actually, they're not even good stories, they're mostly just gross.

Really though, just trying to be a kinder, healthier, happier individual.
I’m really good at
Going to things and leaving because an omelet sounds better.
The first things people usually notice about me
From a trusted advisor:

"What? I don't know, man. Shut up."

Thanks, guy.

And after discussing our cultural heritages (the fish taco convo had definitely run its course), a lady said I had a "jew face."

So, to showcase my quick wit, I told her she had a "stupid face."

Incidentally my dad is a Jew, but she didn't know that, and her face looked honest-to-god stupid.

I've also been told I look young for my age. When I hit the wall it's not gonna be pretty. Woof.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Schlock, pap.

At the moment I'm a little obsessed with Star Wars theories.

Can't seem to get sick of comic book movies (even though it's probably time), pizza, sushi is always an event, fish tacos, GoT, Broad City, SAMANTHA BEE, Party Down, Love, exclusive special features ya bitch, commentaries, David Foster Wallace (his essays, not Infinite Jest), Brene Brown, some Vonnegut and Murakami, Red Letter Media videos, old man dad jams by the National, Interpol, Beach House, Demiricous, the solo projects of Strokes members, Local Natives, Michael Jackson, two Peter Cetera songs, and of those two Peter Cetera songs I prefer the duet with Amy Grant.

So I like Amy Grant.

And I need book suggestions. I just finished Lives of the Monster Dogs and Mother Night...9 months um,...yeah.
The six things I could never do without
I'd be lost without my friends and family. And I'd be bummed if I didn't have jolly ranchers, coffee, a little banter, a place to live, or something interesting to do. A drink is nice, too. I'd miss that. Party on, then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Finding an apartment in NY. God it sucks.


Prairie Home Companion? Check.

Writer's Almanac...You're next.

Fuck you Garrison Keillor, you son of a bitch.