Really though, just trying to be a kinder, healthier, happier individual.
"What? I don't know, man. Shut up."
And after discussing our cultural heritages (the fish taco convo had definitely run its course), a lady said I had a "jew face."
So, to showcase my quick wit, I told her she had a "stupid face."
Incidentally my dad is a Jew, but she didn't know that, and her face looked honest-to-god stupid.
I've also been told I look young for my age. When I hit the wall it's not gonna be pretty. Woof.
At the moment I'm a little obsessed with Star Wars theories.
Can't seem to get sick of comic book movies (even though it's probably time), pizza, sushi is always an event, fish tacos, GoT, Broad City, SAMANTHA BEE, Party Down, Love, exclusive special features ya bitch, commentaries, 2 Dope Queens, David Foster Wallace (his essays, not Infinite Jest), Brene Brown, some Vonnegut and Murakami, Red Letter Media, old man dad jams by the National, Interpol, Beach House, Demiricous, the solo projects of Strokes members, Local Natives, Michael Jackson, two Peter Cetera songs, and of those two Peter Cetera songs I prefer the duet with Amy Grant.
So I like Amy Grant.
And I need book suggestions. I just finished Lives of the Monster Dogs and Mother Night...9 months ago...and Raymond Carver just isn't doin' it for me so um,...yeah.
Writer's Almanac...You're next.
Fuck you Garrison Keillor, you son of a bitch (though I did enjoy your kind sounding yet brutal Trump takedowns during the campaign).