StoriesByKen
30 Alexandria, United States
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My self-summary
Edit: May 2016

Ever just look up at the sky and wonder about everything? When I was a kid I would camp in the backyard and stay up as long as I can to see the Milky Way look like a rip in the sky. Haven't really lost that sense of wonder.

For instance I wonder who is looking at my profile now and what you're like, if you have any enemies, what kind of stories you can tell and what is something you didn't even realize could make you smile uncontrollably.
Writing a bio is a strange experience since I have to write about myself in a flattering way that appeals mostly to the kind of people I want around in my life. People who are nerdy in the sense of loving comics and games (video and tabletop) and documentaries.

Like many I know, I have too many interests to know what to do with. I love creating, so I love to write and draw and paint and cook and craft. I have a knack for being good at anything I try my hand at, except picking something to focus solely on.

I caught the travel bug back in college during a semester abroad and now I fantasize and plan for trips around the world, I want to see and do it all. When the world has nothing left to offer I will be satisfied but until then I am excited to see where I can create new memories and stories.

Needless to say, I am pumped to get to know you, we are gonna get along great.
What I’m doing with my life
While I am currently seeking new employment to suit my needs and style, I pick up and test hobbies ranging from the classic to the eclectic.

My passion is around imagination and creativity, so I am often reading or writing when I am not assisting my best friend with his band or just making a fool out of myself pretending that floor is hot lava. My writing focus is on fantasy. While being a novelist would be cool, I am happy trying to write down my dreams in a narrative sense just for my own enjoyment.
I’m really good at
...pretending I can do something I never tried before and then coming through like I was a professional at it the whole time.
...acting like I am still fresh out of college.
...cooking baking and grilling, I could even grill a cake if necessary (but how is a grilled cake not necessary, really).
...kink and fetish play (just saying, but save that for later).
...talking until I know what my point is and then making my point.
...being fuckin adorable.
The first things people usually notice about me
People seem to notice the elephant I ride on my way to work every morning, though they also seem to notice the live cheetahs glued to my loafers.
Or that I am a chubby guy, followed by how pretty my eyes are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think I have watched all of television ever, it's probably time for me to work out. Then again, I do love SciFi.

Spaceballs is the greatest movie ever, I will fight you on that. I have a special place in my heart for older movies because editing was a difficult art when it was done with film instead of digitally.
If you ever read Good Omens by Neil Gaiman or like the Oz books by L. Frank Baum, I am ready to be your friend.

Musically I am wide ranged, but if its got a classic rock or funk vibe to it, it is definitely in my wheelhouse.
The six things I could never do without
Conversation
Comfortable bed
Music, from Blues to Funk to Rock
Fun bad movies like The Last Dragon
The unquenchable desire to conquer all who think differently than me
Ink
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Exactly what I would do if I were to have enough money to do anything. It has boiled down to a set of elaborate pranks I would play on friends and destination adventures I have been dying to go on.

Also how funny it is that I am apparently not very wholesome or conservative even though I have a ministry degree. Whoopsies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Masquerading as a vigilante pilot with my mechanical flying lion battling for the safety of earth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a death ray and in two days time it will be linked up with a satellite orbit earth.

Oh, no worries if this profile ends up on a blog somewhere. I get it, hell I check them out. Send me a message and let me see it if you do.
You should message me if
you want to exchange ideas for how to get through any potential apocalypse.
you think red is better than blue.
my profile was amusing.
you love bad movies.
the coin comes up heads.
You got herb.
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