30Cambridge, United States
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My self-summary
I hope you're a joker. Not THE joker, just someone who can laugh easily. I don't take much of anything seriously. If you think there's anything in life too sacred or too vile to laugh at...we probably won't get along. I'm something like a nonchalant version of the Comedian from Watchmen. If you think Louie C.K. is the most brilliant man on television, we'll probably get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Making stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks.
I’m really good at
licking my own elbow, rhyming with orange, making friends with dogs, fixing your door hinge.
The first things people usually notice about me
That oh-so-prominent epidermis.
Six things I could never do without
cheese, beer, wine, a great kitchen, my computer, my phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
logical fallacies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing PokemonGo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I always confuse John Hughes movies with John Holmes movies. Which one worked with All Those Young Girls...?
You should message me if
If you're a size queen hunting for that elusive 🍆.

If you're as bored as I am and want to babble incomprehensibly.

If you saw a hawk today.
The two of us