29 Cambridge, United States
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My self-summary
I hope you're a joker. Not THE joker, just someone who can laugh easily. I don't take much of anything seriously. If you think there's anything in life too sacred or too vile to laugh at...we probably won't get along. I'm something like a nonchalant version of the Comedian from Watchmen. If you think Louie C.K. is the most brilliant man on television, we'll probably get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Whatever I damned well please.
I’m really good at
Flicking balls at imaginary animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the feverish semi-lucid look in my eyes. I'll ask what else the next time I catch someone staring.
The six things I could never do without
cheese, beer, wine, a great kitchen, my computer, my phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
this question.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing PokemonGo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm developing a hatred for pidgey. and zubat, wtf is up with your hitbox?
You should message me if
You ended up here after you got tired of trying to meet people through LPSG and 7orbetter :/

If you're a size queen, obviously.

If you're as bored as I am and want to babble incomprehensibly.

Or if you want to go paddle-boarding in this crazy heat.