48Redding, United States
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My self-summary
I'm easy-going, analytical, reserved, and sometimes stealthly scathing. I have been a medical Jack of all trades and have now become a master of the obvious. Bear in mind, most have not even mastered this little. I am interested in fishing, hunting, cooking, ethnic cusine, seafood, and travel. In short, I'm just a poor immigrant struggling to scratch out a shameful existence.

I've been to Cuba, Jordan, and Peru. I want to see the world one country at a time; I'm looking for a life, dance, and travel partner. I took a basic ballroom course in college and would like to learn more. Cornball, pop song cliches aside, I want to dance with someone who loves me.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, eating, sleeping, number 1, number 2, and working some more--not necessarily in this order.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at carrying out a conversation with nearly anyone on any topic. I am best at making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know what people first notice, because they are too scared about being PC to say it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Freakonomics: figures don't lie, but liars do figure.
Any food that comes in a shell: nuts, crustaceans, mollusks
Daniel Tosh: His humor is unabashedly mean. If only the rest of us could be so honest.
Six things I could never do without
water, the toilet and the accompanying tissue, fresh fruit and vegetables, car, toothbrush, and my Belgian Malinois and Dutch Shepherd.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I try to avoid deep thinking by using the dumb-dog approach to life, just live and enjoy the moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
working. It is not by choice; it's due to a customer service oriented job which pays well. After all, my pups gulp down loads of chow.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have enjoyed espisodes of the Gilmore Girls for the reluctant relationships amongst the quirky characters and the ridiculously phoney yet witty verbal repartee.
You should message me if
you are 30 or under, single, heterosexual, somewhere between highly selective and dangerously desperate, at least modestly attractive, and have a nice, large, and round pair... of eyes.
The two of us