Simplified for those with low attention span
Criteria for men:
Have long-ish hair
Have no body hair or facial hair
Do not be more than roughly 25 lbs of me (so, 175 lbs) (160 if you're muscular though)
Do not be more than 6 years older than me.
If you're not a twink or femboy, be okay with the idea of me feminizing you
Be at least somewhat intelligent and a decent human being
Criteria for women:
Have inner beauty
General tips for getting with me: be cute, smart, show that you're into me, enjoy receiving affection, and be passionate about something.
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"I sit in my cubicle, here on the motherworld. When I die, they will put my body in a box and dispose of it in the cold ground. And in all the million ages to come, I will never breathe or laugh or twitch again. So won't you run and play with me here among the teeming mass of humanity? The universe has spared us this moment."
I am analytical, ambitious, altruistic, and alliterative.
(Alternative) Scientific, Humanitarian, Übermensch
(Other Alternative) Scientist, Activist, Philosopher
TL;DR version of my profile, my interests in no particular order are as follows:
Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Psychology, Sociology, Philosophy, Politics, History, Linguistics, Anthropology, Ecology, Permaculture, Engineering, Technology, Futurism, Primitivism, Transhumanism, Rivethead, Video Games, Reading, Writing, Debate, Teaching, Movies, TV, Music, Military, Social Justice, Gender Abolition, Sexuality, Drugs, Firearms, Medicine, Magic the Gathering, Volunteer work, Body art, Anarchism, Socialism, Exercise, Physical outdoor activities excluding sports, Spending time with people, Helping people.
For a list of what kind of people I'm interested in, see the "You Should Message Me If" section. Dislikes are in the "I spend a lot of time thinking about" section
I greatly enjoy thinking and intellectual discourse. I am constantly trying to improve myself and help others. I don't care about the past beyond the lessons which can be gleaned from it. I have strong views on most subjects and love talking with people. I am an everchanging person for the better as new information becomes available and as I go on my adventure through the universe and making mistakes, I use every opportunity I can to learn and grow as a person. I've developed a solid idea of who I am and what I want out of life, though it's subject to change.
Philosophies, concepts, and worldviews I subscribe to, identify with, or receive inspiration from: Stoicism, Determinism, Naturalism, Materialism, Rationalism, Gender Abolitionism, Secular Humanism, Utilitarianism, Master Morality, Übermensch, Deontology, Eudaimonia, Utopia, Ásatrú
I've always had very strong political views that tended toward anti-capitalism and anti-imperialism, seeing the United States as a jingoistic imperial power that exploits other countries for profit through corporations. I've flipped between Libertarian Socialism and hard line Marxism, but I currently see Democratic Socialism as the synthesis of those two, so long as it's not diluted with liberalism, which is an ultimately capitalist ideology.
If someone says something politically charged, I'm going to discuss it. If someone says something problematic and even vaguely racist/sexist/transphobic/ableist, I'm going to call them out on it, I have a zero tolerance policy for that kind of stuff.
Pansexual but do not find masculinity attractive, I exclusively like androgyny and femininity, but which genitals someone has is inconsequential to me.
I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO MEN UNLESS THEY ARE TWINKS, FEMBOYS, OTTERMODE (hairless), OR OTHERWISE ANDROGYNOUS OR EFFEMINATE MEN
I enjoy certain aspects of kink, but it's not a big part of my life.
I enjoy feelings of both dominance and submission
I identify as Agendered, that is to say, I don't identify as male or female, but I was assigned male at birth. I start HRT in 2 weeks at time of writing.
I'm attracted to 75% of ciswomen, 75% of transwomen, 50% of non-binary types, 25% of transmen and about 5% of cismen
My body is a temple; masturbation is prayer and sex is worship. I am selective about those who I allow to worship my temple, and those temples which I myself worship.
My views on relationships have shifted a lot recently, but mainly I just like having friends. I'm often sexual with my friends, I often care a lot about my friends and tend to engage in the emotional support, understanding, and intimacy often associated with relationships, but without any sort of labels, which makes things much easier to manage. I am, however, someday interested in the idea of having a primary partner (or perhaps multiple primary partners?) I'm also hypothetically open to the idea of monogamy if I had a very strong connection with someone who felt strongly about monogamy.
ENTP describes me extremely well regardless it might be pseudoscience or not, the description of ENTP is a very close description of me.
I tend to obsess over ideas or a system of things for hours, sometimes days and forget about other things. It's very hard for me to focus when I'm alone. I can be absent minded sometimes and not pay attention to certain details that others might consider important.
420 and other drug friendly as long as it's not an addiction. I like to enjoy a psychedelic once every few months and I typically drink alcohol and smoke marijuana with friends once a week.
Balance of Egotism and Egalitarian. I sometimes appear egotistical, but it's more of a source of cheap laughs than anything else. Realistically, I tend to put others needs well being above my own. As my exposure to radical politics increases, my ego has been shrinking more and more, but I still value myself as a person.
I'm pretty friendly and very energetic.
Fairly extroverted and enjoy spending time with and meeting new people, but I'm not very outgoing, so I dislike interacting with strangers unless I don't plan on them being strangers for long. I try to be conscious of how I appear to others, and avoid making others uncomfortable. I'm very apologetic when I do.
I'm easy to draw into a debate despite it not being my preferred method of exchanging thoughts and ideas.
The only meat I typically eat is chicken, so I'm a pollotarian. I'm holding out for when I can grow cell cultures of meat in a lab and eat that without harming any animals. I have a sensory aversion to fruit and am terrible at cooking, so major dietary shifts are very difficult for me.
If you effectively contribute to the political party in a significant manner, I may just be impressed enough to go on a date with you, even if I'm not initially interested on here. Revolutionaries are hot.
I was in the Army National Guard as a combat medic for 4 years, I just got out late 2015. It wasn't a good fit for me.
Before my recent political undertakings, I was majoring in biotechnology and was hopefully going to move to Germany and go to university there for bioengineering, and later grad school for tissue engineering. Part of me will always be a scientist at heart, but my true calling it politics.
When I obsess over ideas or systems, I write about every way in which they can be improved, and often spend a lot of time researching varying subjects on the web for the sake of accuracy. This is part of a book I'm in the process of writing and is about 80 pages now. The book is divdided into 4 sections: philosophy, lifestyle, politics, science & technology.
I have potential professional skill, knowledge, interest and experience in politics (leadership), medicine, psychology, science (biology/biotechnology/bioengineering massage), education, and military/security, and consultancy for businesses or organizations.
I have a hard time enjoying movies, with plot holes and unacceptable breaks from reality. A few I very much enjoyed were The Hunger Games, Fight Club, V for Vendetta, Enemy at the Gates, They Live!, Network, Lord of War, Avatar, Meet Joe Black, The Green Mile, Get Him To The Greek, Howl's Moving Castle, Braveheart, Princess Bride, Good Will Hunting, Limitless, Schindler's List, Pulp Fiction, All Quiet On The Western Front, Valkyrie
TV Shows: Daria, Aeon Flux, Any of Bill Hicks' or George Carlin's standup, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Scrubs, House, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Grimm, Nova, Through the Wormhole Cosmos, Prison Break, Fringe, Weeds, Breaking Bad, Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, Red Wall, Archer, Futurama, Tosh.0, Boy Meets World, Maclom In The Middle, Cowboy Bepop, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kill La Kill, Elfen Lied, Ed Edd and Eddy, Game of Thrones, Spartacus, The Walking Dead, Band of Brothers, Sherlock
Music by Genre:
General top favourite - 90's and Early 2000's Alternative Rock, Grunge, and Metal.
Metal: Alternative, Industrial, Gothic, Pagan, Folk, Viking, Symphonic, Power, Black, and Heavy
Rock: Punk, Gothic, Alternative, Indie and Post
Other: Folk, World Music, Grunge, EBM, Aggrotech, Darkwave, Ambient, Chillstep, Psychedelic, IDM, Avant-garde, Experimental, Parody, Steampunk, Post-Punk, Post-Industrial, Neofolk, Neoclassical, carefully measured and limited variety of Hip Hop, Europop, and Martial Industrial
Dislike: Pop, Gangster Rap, Death Metal, Country
Music by FAVOURITE Bands: Rammstein, Oomph!, Eisbrecher, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, The Smashing Pumpkins, Garbage, HIM, Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, Radhiohead, Lord of the Lost, Marilyn Manson, Linkin Park, Green Day, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Puscifer, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Project Pitchfork, Depeche Mode, Wingnut Dishwasher's Union, Rise Against, Chumbawumba, Green Day NOFX, Ghost A.D, Ruoska, Sabaton, Heidevolk, Korpiklaani, Solstafir, Eluveitie, Falkenbach, Omnia, Woods of Ypres, Celldweller, Deltron 3030, Flobots, Macklemore, Immortal Technique, Bloodhound Gang, Gorillaz, The Decemberists, Ghoultown, Voltaire, Jonathan Coulton, Paul and Storm, Turmion Kätilöt, Beats Antique, Pertubator, Combichrist, Aesthetic Perfection, Overwerk, Lustre, Emancipator, Carbon Based Lifeforms, NiTgRiT, Death in June, Dr. Steel
Food: Anything new or exotic, though favourites are Fettuccine Alfredo, Schnitzel & Spatzle, Swedish Meatballs, Terriyaki, and Sushi.
Games: Cid Meier's Alpha Centauri, Bioshock, Warhammer 40,000, League of Legends, Mechwarrior Online, Tribes:Ascend, Heroes of Might and Magic III , Final Fantasy 7 & 10, Doom, Quake, Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo, Half Life, CounterStrike: Source, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Fallout 3, and The Elder Scrolls
Webseries/Webcomics: Neurotically Yours, Penny-Arcade, Ctrl+Alt+Del, XKCD, VG cats, The Stone Maker Argument, Saint Gasoline, Cyanide & Happiness, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, Surviving the World, Oglaf, Menage a 3, and Rock Paper Cynic, Piled Higher and Deeper, The Oatmeal, Scandanavia and the World.
1) Cellular Organization
5) Response to Stimuli
6) Growth and Reproduction
Understanding what the question is getting at answer:
1) Other people,
3) Internet access,
4) Something soft to sleep on,
5) My mental and physical health,
6) A method of recording my ideas.
Dislikes : Gender Roles, Religion, Capitalism, Imperialism, Money, Law, Gambling, Competition, Sports, Authority, Militarism, Pacifism, Conservative/Reactionary Politics, Exploitation, Oppression, Ethnocentrism, Sexism, Ableism, Homophobia, Transphobia, Poor Communication Skills, Emotional Instability, Anger, Hatred, Jealousy, Greed, Complacency, Selfishness, Manipulation, Desire for Power, Social Stratification, Shallow media that only serves to distract people rather than enlighten them or help them improve upon themselves, People who are passionless about the world with no interests or skills or hopes or dreams or goals and care only about their own insignificant lives and comfort while having no intent to find ways to make themselves better in any way.
Possibly going out to a nightclub with my best friend
He's a great guy!
I'm a quarter Native, a quarter French, a quarter Swiss-German, and a quarter Welsh
You can call me Eugénie
(I was stoned when I wrote this)
Part of the inspiration behind my identity is that I've determined that my kind of girl doesn't exist, so I must become her and gift her unto the world. My kind of girl is mostly attracted to girls anyway, so it works with my own ideas and preference of attraction
(Also you can replace 'girl' with 'world' and 'her' with 'it'. Hilarity ensues in the second sentence)
If I interest you and if you think you can meet more of the criteria below than not. Physical characteristics aren't as important unless you're a cis-male. I find roughly 90% of men unappealing, sorry.
I make a conscious effort to not be a hypocrite; I don't hold anyone to any standard I myself cannot meet. More than anything, I seek an equal in most qualities. Similarities are a turn on.
Aesthetic Characteristics (not so important and based on my personal standards of beauty so just because someone doesn't meet these doesn't mean they're not gorgeous or wonderful)
Blondish, reddish, or dyed hair
Blue, green, hazel, eyes or custom contact lenses
Tall (Closer to my height is preferred, and this is only a positive for female bodied individuals)
Tattoos and piercings
Identify with alternative/counter culture
(cis-males only) effeminate/androgynous, thin and not stronger than me.
(not cis-males) Assertive/Aggressive
Very passionate about ideas, social issues, the world, etc., indifference is a huge turn-off.
Has/pursuing a STEM degree.
High sex drive (And open to enjoying clean anal play)
Enjoys online gaming (Not MMO or Console) and outdoor adventures
Sense of humor
Heavily values logic
Challenges me intellectually in a respectful manner
Can bounce ideas back and forth
Cares deeply about people, animals, and the world
Motivated to accomplish things and good at following through
Solidly established philosophy and view of the world (such as marxism, anarchism, objectivism, utilitarianism, determinism, humanism, biocentricism, etc.)
I'm EXTREMELY interested in meeting and networking with anyone who is involved in any way with the following fields: Biomathematics, Biophysics, Biochemistry, Microbiology/Molecular Biology, Genetics/Epigenetics, Genomics/Epigenomics, Cell Biology, Cell Physiology, Physiology, Organismal Biology, Developmental Biology, Senescence/Biogerontology, Computational Biology/ Bioinformatics, Structural Biology, Systems Biology, Network Biology, Biotechnology, Bioengineering/Biomedical Engineering, Cellular Engineering, Tissue Engineering, Genetic Engineering, Metabolic Engineering, Bioprocess Engineering, Biosystems Engineering and any Medical Doctorates planning on doing Medical Research. Ideally I would end up with someone focused in one of these fields.