Phoenix_Ignition
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My self-summary
Rhode Island transplant.

I like to think that I'm a nice guy, I am more or less a jack-of-all-trades. I do a lot of things casually. I can have a conversation on pretty much anything, but I wouldn't say I'm a master at anything.

I am a world record holder.

"I'm not a top 40 hit. I'm an album track that needs multiple listens."
What I’m doing with my life
I do improv and sketch comedy at the Dallas Comedy House, and at Four Day Weekend in Ft Worth.

Also, I play chess.
I’m really good at
Solving 2/3rds of a Rubik's cube.
The first things people usually notice about me
visually? That I'm bald, and have a handlebar mustache. I've been told I have a nice smile, and nice eyes. Or. They notice my vitiligo (often referred to as "the Michael Jackson disease"), it's a form of hypopigmentation, so on various places I have white spots, most noticeably around my eyes, it looks like I have a sunglass tan all the time, but it's really just a skin condition. Don't worry it's not contagious, or dangerous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently reading: 1984 by George Orwell

Recently read: 11/2/63 by Stephen King. I Wear The Black Hat by Chuck Klosterman. Attempting Normal by Marc Maron. Bossypants by Tina Fey. Replay by Ken Grimwood. Have a Nice Day by Mick Foley.

Books: I enjoy the Inheritance cycle(Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr), Harry Potter. Chuck Palahniuk, and the Count of Monte Cristo. Comic books. Sock by Penn Jillette. the Alchemist by Paulo Coelho (incredible). I, Robot. Chuck Klosterman. Ready Player One. Tough Shit.

Movies: Back to the Future, That Thing You Do!, a Goofy Movie, Count of Monte Cristo, Harry Potter, Batman, Ocean's 11 &13, the Station Agent, Little Miss Sunshine, Charlie Chaplin, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I Love You, Man. Back to the Future.

TV: Scrubs, The Office, Boy Meets World, How I Met Your Mother, Heroes, Carnivale, The Big Bang Theory, Doug, Early Edition, Friday Night Lights, Dexter, Avatar: The Last Airbender, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, and I just discovered Firefly on Netflix.

Music: Pop, Jazz, Rock.

Pretty much any Jazz, primarily Bop, Bebop, Hard Bop fan.

Music is a huge part of my life, I try to get a couple albums a week, I'd prefer to get more but it's not always in the cards.

90s alternative, cheesy 80s pop, Thrice is my favorite band. There isn't anything in my collection that I am ashamed of.

Food: lasagna, cheesecake, pizza, cheeseburgers, Chipotle.
The six things I could never do without
My left hand.
Music.
Comedy.
Music.
Art.
Music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
time travel.

who would win in a boxing match between a kangaroo and Jesus.
On a typical Friday night I am
Beating your mom in Monopoly.

You can generally find me at the Dallas Comedy House.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have a British accent.
You should message me if
You have seen/love Back to the Future.

You want to eat pancakes with me for the rest of your life.
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