If I had to self-summarize myself it would simply be this:
I hold honesty, integrity, and courage to a high standard. Family means a lot to me and I take a humanitarian approach to life. I also have a deep love for animals.
My life is governed by two languages: English and sarcasm. I am a cactus patch in a valley where flightless dragons with itchy butts roam.
I have a Siberian Husky named Arianna.
I have a bachelor of business administration in accounting from Grand Valley State University: Seidman College of Business. I also have degrees in Carpentry (vocational), Automotive Technology (A.S.) and Associate of Art in Liberal Arts with MACRAO completion.
My main romantic goal of being here is to find someone with similar passions and values. I hope to find someone who believes in strong family values and is willing to do what is necessary to keep a family together.
I want to find a relationship that leads into a lifelong marriage. My parents have been married for 37 years (38 years July 28, 2017) and I want to find the same commitment in my own life.
I am looking for someone who loves kids and wants to have around three-four of them.
I do not believe in having children out of wedlock and I am looking for someone without children. I want to fall in love and marry someone without children and raise a family.
Depending on how I feel after the completion of my master degree I may transfer to Michigan State University to work on a doctor of philosophy in business administration with a concentration in business information systems.
I plan to also obtain CPA certification and CISA (certified information systems auditor) certification
In the future I intend to open a horse riding business. The primary intent is to allow children with disabilities a chance to interact with horses.
I write my own musical lyrics, short stories, poems, and etc. at: http://phoenix8428.deviantart.com/
I eventually want to become certified in scuba diving.
Music wise I listen to a lot of stuff from the 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's.
TV shows: South Park, Futurama, Farrscape, ALF, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs (90's Jim Henson), Muppet Show, X-Files.
I love Italian and seafood. I eat shellfish so if you're allergic I will make you blowup like a puffer fish.
If a priest, a politician, and a clown walked into the bar and you overheard the bartender say, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
If you ever overheard a Sunday school teacher ask her children, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" and one of the children replied, "Because people are sleeping."
If you ever encountered a lion leaving the comedy club and overheard him say “I feel funny” and later read in the paper a comedian was eaten.
If you were on the jury responsible for convicting seven of cannibalism after he eight nine.
If you ever witnessed an escape tiger with a bell around his neck take down a customer at the zoo and turned to the guy next to you and said, “I guess every time a bell rings heaven gets another angel.”