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My self-summary
Well, to start I am absolutely no good at self summaries. I'm a sweet person with a generous nature. You'll have to take my word for that for the moment. I'm a bit quirky and my sense of humor is odd, but I'm generally a fun person to be around. I love a good conversation. Nothing is more attractive than a man with some good repartee. I also have a deep and abiding love for Batman that borders on 'ooooooookay, that's kind of weird,' but come on. It's Batman.

I try to stay physically active even though I am larger. The staying active thing is to work on the being large thing. Progress is being made. Also because being active is fun. Walking, kickboxing, playing baseball with friends, etc etc. I love a good hike but I don't often get the opportunity to go. I would love to go to the Flying Squirrel, especially for one of the neon lights nights. I have yet to go, sadly. I'm not much for solo activities. I would love a partner in crime. Maybe not literal crime, though. Let's play it by ear.

I'm a very open person, so if you have any questions please just ask. I'm not very good at filling these out, so there's probably a lot more I could be saying. Or maybe I've said too much. Dun dun duuuuuuuuun.

I'm awesome?

Warning: Phreznipuf may cause death, dismemberment, loss of innocence, disfigurement, psychological trauma, and/or insanity. Do not take Phreznipuf under any circumstances. Not safe in front, side or rear impact conditions. Phreznipuf may suddenly roll.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, in terms of career, I'm a support worker. I work with chronically homeless men with mental illness and/or addictions. My job is very important to me. I also started kickboxing in 2014 and it's absolutely amazing and I love it. Work and kickboxing pretty much sums it up. Aside from that, I guess just playing it by ear.
I’m really good at
Filling out profile questions is definitely NOT going on this list. I'm a good listener. People tend to come to me for advice or just to vent. Math? Does math count?
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the fact that I'm usually smiling. I'm a very open and friendly person. Or at least I try to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music -- very diverse. I like a broad range aside from death/speed metal. I've recently been listening to alternative stuff and I'm in love with Ninja Sex Party
Books -- I will read basically anything, but I do read primarily romance novels. I love JR Ward's Black Dagger Brotherhood and anything written by Suzanne Brockmann
Movies-- I don't really like horror movies, but again, aside from that I like a lot. I love Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (with Johnny Depp), 40 Year Old Virgin, Ever After, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Clerks 2, Scooby Doo, anything Batman (aside from the Nolanman movies), the Justice League animated movies, etc etc
TV -- Again, varied. But Psych, Archer, Doctor Who, the Food Network, SNL, Columbo, Big Bang Theory, Supernatural, Robot Chicken, etc etc
Six things I could never do without
Books, friends, family, my cell phone, my laptop and ... did I mention books?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Weird stuff. My brain likes to go off on tangents. I often get funny looks because I'll be talking about a subject and then a couple minutes later say something completely unrelated even though it makes sense in my brain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Although on nights where I'm not, I tend to stay in. I'm not adverse to going out, I just don't get a lot of opportunities to do so. I don't really enjoy going out alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the goddamn Batman.

But seriously, I'm willing to admit most things, you just need to ask. I keep very few secrets because not only am I open, but I apparently have boundary issues. Woo.
You should message me if
You find my profile interesting. I'm not looking for anything casual, though. So I guess I should say if you find my profile interesting and don't just want a hook up.
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